Bandy Rockman

I live on the suburban plains of Cole Harbour. I take my coffee large and black. I am an open book. Some days I wish I were a housecat.

[Bandy Rockman @muiseam]

I'm already embarrassed

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@RahRahRaina FANCYMEETINYOUHERR

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I’d like a 6-ft square poster of this cover art pls 👀 https://t.co/Sj0HUC6NAJ

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

One for the #TwinPeaks fans. You can’t make this shit up. Via @megsokay

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Gross.

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Kypreos making a huge public push to become Marner’s agent these past few weeks. 😐 #StanleyCupPlayoff #BOSvsTOR #CBC

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@Katja_Thieme Gross

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@m_brand No kidding

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WHO tf is the target audience for the Shaggy and Sting collaboration??

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@EastCoastKnits 😐

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Couturier’s diving is gonna cause a riot in Philly #StanleyCupPlayoffs #PITvsPHI

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Holy moly. Cross examination of Butcher should be interesting. #nscourt

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@UniWatch GOOD

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Getting my eye-rolling exercises in ahead of this next Father John Misty album release season.

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@m_brand Me - in jail

*through a mouthful of food*

BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST

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@larochecbc It’s a metaphor

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I know this is a pretty rich take from a guy who thought the Beastie Boys country songs were funny as shit :P

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tfw you’re enjoying a song on your Spotify Discover playlist, only to catch a glimpse of the album art and realize it’s just some coked up hipster doing an ironic take on the genre. #oldmantake

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❤️ https://t.co/hgm3Hpz53g

[New York Times Music @nytimesmusic]

Seattle radio station KEXP has received a nearly $10 million gift from an anonymous donor known as Suzanne https://t.co/TJDpV9IYIO

[Bandy Rockman @muiseam]

Spent a good deal of time on Sunday pretending not to recognize ppl I totally recognize from SM, so to avoid awkward “I know you from the internet” discussions.

I regret nothing.