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Laughing. Learning. Hopefully living 🌻

[Ru @muju_rue]

@RealTalkFadzie

[Ru @muju_rue]

@RealTalkFadzie

[Tall & Shona🇿🇼 @Seandon23rd]

The guy in formal & the guy in blue called us and said they saw our advertisement on FB, they asked us to deliver 2 iPhone 14 Pro Max phones to Chitungwiza but we said let’s meet by Coca Cola.

Upon arrival, we refused to get inside their car, and we had to do the deal in our car

[Ru @muju_rue]

@RealTalkFadzie

[Ru @muju_rue]

@RealTalkFadzie

[Ru @muju_rue]

@RealTalkFadzie Jack russell puppies $100 for one or $170 for two. Harare, contact 0775081985. Xx

[Lil Baby 💋 @_JustJuice]

Y’all 🥺🥺 I cried like a baby. All he needed was somebody to bless him so he could help hisself!

[Ru @muju_rue]

@Carlsimz 😂😂😂 makuita seiko madzibaba kudya nguruve

[Ru @muju_rue]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Reyna Noriega @reynasnoriega]

When getting in relationships, which are completely voluntary, do we not find it bizarre that at times people choose not to give their partners the things that make them feel loved and safe? -thread

[Africax5.tv @Africax5]

The Ethiopian bible is the oldest, most complete and original bible on earth.

Written on goat skin in the early Ethiopian language of Ge’ez. It is also World’s first illustrated Christian Bible.

[munashe @trvnches]

If you're having a bad day l have something for you😂🙌🥂

[🟠 George @OneGSisneros]

I've been married 23 years. This is the advice I'd give myself if I could go back.

// a thread 🧵

[VaGumbo @MitchellMGumbo]

Your movement should always be ready to not be supported by every Zimbabwean BUT to serve every Zimbabwean if it gets into power. That's democracy. Anything else makes you scarily similar to what you purport to be fighting.

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Africans do awful things we call “culture” and “tradition.” Your loved one dies, and instead of bringing you cooked food, money, labor, people bring their greedy ass to sit down expecting you—in grief and devastation—to cook and serve them food and alcohol. And refuse to leave!

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Tsvimbo iyo iri kutsvagwa nemuguva nemuguva😂😂😂😂😂😂

#RegisterToVoteZW folks in order to elect a modern political leadership that will steer Zimbabwe away from being a laughing stock.

Zimbabwe needs political and economic reforms to thrive and be respectable and not Tsvimbo!

[Flylusi.. im not a wierdo like u lot @FLYLUSI]

I'm with this explanation

[Lily Potkin @MissPotkin]

Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates.

Who will blink first? Not me.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

This is what happens when there is NO job creation in Zimbabwe!

Hopeless youths turn to drugs to numb their pain.

This is what happens when money meant for drug and mental health rehabilitation centers is LOOTED to buy Landcruisers and build mansions!

These are the results👇🏿