Mukfather

used to play smash. Software Engineer. He/Him

[Mukfather @mukfather]

I don’t shitpost, I turtlepost. It’s different and better.

[Sago @ChicagoSago]

Pudding Frog is offically for sale. Thank you so much for everyone who supported me on this journey, having a game on steam is bucket list for me. I know the game wont be for everyone, but I'm really proud that I stuck it out! #gamedev
https://t.co/dx0errN4Io

[Mukfather @mukfather]

If I make it big I’m not saying shit, but there will be signs.

[Mukfather @mukfather]

Drooling over myself and that ass

[BasedBlondexx @BasedBlondex]

Only low IQ boys are attracted to thick women

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Spice

[Mukfather @mukfather]

Where the fuck were these when I was playing balatro?

[BetUS Sportsbook & Casino @BetUS_Official]

On this day in 2012 Pete Weber delivered the iconic: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!

#OTD

[Mukfather @mukfather]

@Jabes_SSB @ChicagoSago @DLAhhh Brawl is bad

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Ban all porn on X

X is the town square

No one wants pornography broadcast in the town square

Please share if you want to ban porn on X

[Mukfather @mukfather]

Brother. All of the sea turtles in the ocean couldn’t grasp this many straws.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Thousands of little white boys will remember Cooper DeJean’s pick six in the Super Bowl for the rest of their lives.

Seeing someone who looks like you play the position they said wasn’t for your kind means everything.

This is our Jackie Robinson moment.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Keep thinking about how, when Daft Punk worked with Kanye, he watched so much pornography in the studio that it made one of the dudes in Daft Punk start hallucinating. Can you even begin to wrap your mind around what kind of pervert you'd have to be to traumatize a French DJ?

[Mukfather @mukfather]

@PotatoJisp He’ll be sorely missed. I always loved how he joined literally every event and never prioritized playing his matches.

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

smoking on straight #GrimacePenis @McDonalds

[Mukfather @mukfather]

I absolutely love when the TSA agents use the back of their hands to search me. Like that’s gunna stop me from getting off. I’m way too powerful for that.

[Mukfather @mukfather]

I’m thinking of leaving Twitter, last couple months I hop on here hoping to jerk off and I just always see @elonmusk tweets. Literally unusable.

[Mukfather @mukfather]

Is anyone else getting the feeling this @elonmusk guy likes Trump?

[Mukfather @mukfather]

@prodfulcrum Fulcrum cum in

[Mukfather @mukfather]

Et cetera is just Latin for yada yada yada.

[Mukfather @mukfather]

Every time I see a turtle

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

We in the club doing the cuphead flower boss dance getting all the hoes

[Mukfather @mukfather]

Today's world turtle day, that's it. That's the tweet.