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@Dons_Lawn_Salon I think you've got a good lawer 🙂👍

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@Hermit_Thrush Wait, so this thing reads books and does problem sets? Then answers your questions about it? 😳

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@mertcentury Yes, it's called the penile unit (PU).

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@taylr I think I just saw you on wcco

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@itsIegal A car in front of me didn't go when the light turned green, and I was unable to honk my horn in time before a car behind me finally did 😞

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@TwistyOnline Ants on a log 😋

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“Thank a truant officer” patch on my backpack 🤓

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@Hermit_Thrush 🤔 I should look into the history of how irrational numbers came to be. And so should he.

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Texted a friend I've not talked to in a while, "How's it going?" and he said he's icing his crotch because he sat on his balls today 🫤

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@Hermit_Thrush He's a taxicab-norm truther 🙄

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Gunfire investigation leads St. Paul police to recover stolen bronze bust of Olympic gymnast Suni Lee https://t.co/5kKJWh44tG

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@HamasCOO I thought he said he was dying like a year ago...

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@BrendyMelville @RoizMichael83 I mean, you would think so... I think Black's disadvantage is the king is kinda trapped in the corner and White can mate with a king and rook.

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@BrendyMelville @RoizMichael83 Qb4+ will capture the queen or mate. This probably means BxR wasn't Blacks best response to Rb6+ 🤔

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@STRONG_PlSS @reefpeach How old was Pissman when he finally stopped wetting the bed?

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@on_da_spectrum I just figured there was a little filter inside the IV line somewhere. Kinda like the widget that makes sure air doesn't go into the vein 🤷‍♂️

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@STRONG_PlSS I was kicking the tires on a Samsung washer and dryer at Sam's Club today