Mukram

KL food lover, always missing home.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

The year is 2028, and the United States has just elected the first woman from Ohio as President.

A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father.

“Daddy, I assume you’ll be coming to my inauguration?”

“I don’t think so,” he replies. “It’s a long drive, your mother isn’t as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.”

“Don’t worry, Daddy. I’ll send Air Force One to pick you up. A limousine will take you from your front door.”

“I don’t know,” he says. “Everyone will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?”

“Oh, Daddy. I’ll make sure she has a beautiful gown, custom-made by the best designer in Washington.”

“Sweetheart,” he continues, “you know I can’t eat those rich foods you and your friends like.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll have the best caterer in Washington prepare everything. I’ll make sure your meals are salt-free. I really want you to be there.”

So the father reluctantly agrees.

On January 20, 2029, the first woman from Ohio is sworn in as President of the United States.

In the front row sit her mother and father.

The father leans over to the Supreme Court Justice sitting beside him.

“You see that woman up there, with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?”

“Yes,” the Justice replies.

The father smiles proudly.

“Her brother played football for Ohio State.”

[Boeing 747 @Boeing747S8]

QOTD

[Paul Tan @paultantk]

umi nasi paku & nasi kerabu, seksyen 26 shah alam. ada lemak bakar 😍

[Aysha Ridzuan @ayshardzn]

Dude 🥹😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours:

[Chrisman @chrisman]

9yo asked me "Why are grandparent houses are always bigger than parent houses? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

Oh boy.

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

Malaysia Airlines made history when Flight MH2610 took off with an all-women team, from ground operations to the pilots’ cabin.

The journey, from KL to Kota Kinabalu, was handled entirely by women, from check-in agents and engineers to cabin crew, and pilots.

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[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

Presiden US, Donald Trump dan PM China Li Qiang akan menghadiri Sidang Kemuncak ASEAN di KL bulan depan

Presiden Rusia, Vladimir Putin dilaporkan sedang mempertimbangkan untuk menyertai sidang itu juga

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

Kita masih tunggu pengesahan

Jika benar

Boleh kata semua kepimpinan utama Hamas telah disapu habis rata dengan Israel

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

TERKINI

Sumber kepimpinan Hamas memberitahu Al Jazeera memaklumkan Israel menyerang Delegasi Hamas yang mewakili Hamas dalam rundingan gencatan senjata dengan Israel di Qatar. Ketika itu mereka sedang bermesyuarat mengenai kertas kerja Presiden US Donald Trump mengenai perjanjian damai di Gaza

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/Mg0oHBVoxf

[LK. @LKCOYB]

Why did Chelsea sign Facundo Buonanotte?

He may not be the flashiest signing, but to complete the puzzle maybe he doesn’t have to be…

Upon further examination, this could be a super underrated pick-up for our season.

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[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

Toddlers, aren't they great? Im so glad I dont have to deal with that anymore. Don't miss those days at all.

[Hezeri Samsuri @HezeriSamsuri]

Lawa seh dalam BYD Atto 2 harga RM100k ni.
Lagi modern dari dalam M6 dan Dolphin kot… nampak kemas dan mahal!

Seat depan ada kipas pungkoq… boleh sejukan punggung.