muks

this is a pep stan account

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

this inside out ass interaction

[homosexual rigamarole @nokidshive]

actually getting really fucking tired of the amount of websites that require you to also put in a code from your email just to regularly login. isn’t that the point of using a fucking password

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sorry i didn't text you back. i was pretending i didn't see it, and i ended up actually forgetting.

[Daniel Emery @DanieIEmery]

I would simply never shut up about this if I pulled this off

[Robespierre @brookeabees]

That man is out here doing interpretive tennis

[gre 🦇 adults era @evanbonkIey]

uni students will see 10 laptops on a table and steal the umbrella on the floor

[Srinivas Sadhanand @srinisadhanand]

Semenyo REALLY needs to be fit next season. Because as things stand, he's our starting RW, our backup LW and our backup striker.

[🇪🇸 @newreyreal2]

Top 5 days on this app ever 😭😭😭

[madi ʚĭɞ @intospidervrse]

i can be so excited for a film or show but then still not watch it months after it’s out 😭

[pj ★ samtember @cinesitcom]

MAMDANI DO SOMETHING 😭

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Nobody and I mean NOBODY has had a better better streak of red carpet looks. She's been on it consistently and it's time to call it what it is.

[SHEIKH (DK) 👑 @SheikhMCI]

Haaland and Gvardiol were two players that as they were breaking out, I never thought would end up at City, let alone signing long term deals.

If you remember, both were widely considered among the consensus best players at their position in their age group.

To have both here as two of core players of the future is something the club deserves massive credit for.

I don’t realistically expect every signing to be at this level (squad players are necessary) but at the least, it should be the ambition.

How many of our recent signings fall into that category?

[ali | silo spoilers @evialivea]

“you can only one bring one luxury into the silo… what are you bringing?”

“you free?”

ok rebecca fergayson CONTROL IT

[Imani @youdoingtoomuch]

After watching Oppenheimer and The Odyssey you can tell Nolan has a lot of existential dread about the state of humanity and how we treat each other. Real.

[naza @sinnerlec]

nos descuidamos un poco del tenis por el mundial y de repente sinner y alcaraz tuvieron un hijo

[bawbagstauner @bawbagstauner]

What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly

[juni✰ @juniiola]

My problem is I fully believe there is undiscovered winger/midfielder out there in a random team that is just as good or even better than the once been sold for 100M+. So when people say the market is trash I don’t buy it.

[ponding👀🇱🇧 @alotoft7282_]

People who are chronically online but don’t engage in fandom spaces confuse me. Like wtf are you doing on your phone all day if it’s not seeing and talking your interests, do u deadass just scroll and look at random stuff 😭

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

There’s a reason when City fans watch episode 6 of the Together: Treble Winners documentary, the most viewed moment is Pep crying, hugging KDB and telling him “we did it, Kev, we did it, seven years of fighting… we did it.” Not Rodri’s goal.

But why Kevin? Because he sacrificed his own leg, played through pain in the hostility of the Bernabéu, and fired in a strike that Courtois will never forget.

Then took us to the Champions League final with a masterclass at the Etihad in the return leg, a night so electric that Vini Jr himself in his documentary admits the KDB chant carried an aura he’s never experienced anywhere else.

THAT IS OUR GINGER KING. KEVIN DE BRUYNE. LEGEND. GOAT. 🐐 🩵

[_Chase😈 @Ankara_inc]

Tom Holland says he and Zendaya had to stop filling their home with Spider Man memorabilia

“I used to have Spider Man dolls all over the house, but it started to feel a little weird.”

“People love giving Spider Man actors Spider Man gifts.”

“We eventually realized we needed to limit how much Spider Man stuff we kept.”

“We didn’t want our home to turn into a Spider Man shrine.”