Me the God-Emperor

the pipe bomb from god

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

I need GK to get serious about security in Northern Kenya because I wanna be able to go buy a cheap peace of land with a view like this

[Blue Paradise 🇸🇴 @Blueparadise252]

Mogadishu 2026. 🇸🇴

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lmao how am I supposed to choose from all of this? This is overwhelming me😭😭😭

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

i'm not kidding, the US travel/tourism board (whatever that is at a Federal level lol) should sponsor the rest of that German guy's trip through the US, dude is doing insanely good PR for the South

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

This city needs more Mexican palms

[Mbithi Masya @mbithi]

photos i took myself of this same area some years ago.

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

Ni kama Uhuru is the OG ngubu haha

[Mbithi Masya @mbithi]

photos i took myself of this same area some years ago.

[mellipede @fixxieee]

why would you make an OF before having a social media following

the whole point of OF is that people want to see a certain influencer naked, not some random person

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Just passing through a town called Gainesville and this place looks beautiful. The houses are insane wow.

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

She's been in this game for a while now & is cute

For that we thank god

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The man who invented velcro died.

RIP

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

This had become very normal

[𝐊𝐚𝐢•𝐫𝐨𝐬 🐞 @nyxwanga]

No luck so far. Been at kasarani police station since 8am. The police won’t launch any investigation without a bribe of 15k+. @PoliceKE mko very sick people

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

No idea why you need this, but here are the aerodynamics of a Golden Retriever puppy.

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

Even at the beach converts must be sought

[ariel @donotdelay]

?????

[Marxist-Clintonite Thought 🇺🇳🇺🇦🇬🇪🇸🇾 @ClintonThought]

Two-piece with the Shahadas is incredible ngl

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Some context

What I want to do is bring 20 more devs to Nyamarambe, each earning a minimum of 150k a month. Most of them will come from Nairobi. We're also preparing for the next cohort of students in September. By the end of next year, Reduzer alone is going to pump around Ksh 6 million a month through salaries, and I don't want that money going elsewhere. I want it to circulate in this town.

The biggest issue right now is housing, both residential and commercial. My devs are coming from Nairobi, and they're forced to look for decent houses in Kisii or Rongo. They need a good place to stay, nice hotels, entertainment, a good social life which is not here yet.

So I've started renting individual houses and renovating them. It's a proof of concept. I want to show the landlords here what it means to provide decent living, and show them that people are actually willing to pay for it. It's a long shot, but I'm very hopeful, since this is something Reduzer is genuinely interested in

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

They need helmets & bullet proof vests because nowadays lions drive tanks

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

We found evidence of construction going on inside the Nairobi National Park but @KWSKenya just confiscated our drone. Currently protests by lobby groups and environmentalists are going on over the construction.

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

Not enough new high schools are not getting built

Hio 800B sijui hutumiwa aje

[Wnxt @JUNX1ONG]

Mko Kwa 20m Na mimi Niko hapa nashangaa mbona from the math this school seems to have something like 3400 kids. Meaning 800 plus per grade. Hyaaaaa mlianza mukubali Huu wazimu lini?

[b @wwxwashere]

just overheard a guy introducing himself as a “backend software engineer” and a girl reply “backend? omg happy pride month” LMAO

[🔰MikeC🔰(Legacy Fan of a dirty6 club) @Mikec81united]

So far America has been fine. Is it weatherspoons cheap no. Is it as expensive as Scandinavia no. I would say food wise it’s probably London prices maybe a bit less. People have moaned about the tip process but you can get larger drinks than back home. Been asked for ID once

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Me the God-Emperor @Mukstastic]

It's almost as if personality matters

[Alec @spermcramps]

Men love whores. Men hate whores