Mukumba Jozerand

Entrepreneur-political analyst-Former Teacher-Arsenal Fan

[Mukumba Jozerand @MukumbaJ]

@AyeeNdeM She is trapping her Facebook followers

[PatrickJr Matshane @PrisonCastelli]

It’s only South Africans who believe we Batswana who actually live in Botswana think we have a problem with Zimbabweans or any other foreigners who settle in Botswana. Illegal immigration is something we deal with properly with no violence.

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

1/ Ali Naka - a thread!

Troll merchant @ali_naka is disingenuously claiming that I blocked him & write about him whilst he is blocked when he was the first to do so, while I simply returned the favour.

He is Hopewell's sidekick & is openly hostile at & contemputous of me, something highlighted by Grok.

He regularly calls me "TEMU MAGAISA," together with Hopewell & @LynneStactia. They also accuse me of composing my posts using AI.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Men recognize hierarchy.

If it's in a social cricle or a business environment, the one with the most money is the alpha

If it's in the gym, the one with a better body or can lift more than everyone, is the alpha

If it's a family gathering, the one with most experience, is the alpha

Women can't grasp hierarchy because for the past century they've been fighting for equality with men. Not even realizing even amongst the men, there's no equality, there's hierarchy.

[nelson chamisa @nelsonchamisa]

WE, THE CITIZENS…
By the Citizens. For the Citizens.
To the Citizens.
We are building the strongest and solidest Citizens’ Movement ever. And we must have elections when they are due. Not this 2030 nonsense.
We have the capacity. We have done it before. And we will do it again.
Together, we rise.
Together, we build.
Together, we lead.
Join the Citizens Movement! #TheNew
#FreshStart

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇦 OFFICIAL: Shakhtar Donetsk will play Champions League home games at Stamford Bridge this season.

“Playing our Champions League home matches at Stamford Bridge is a special opportunity for Shakhtar. We are grateful to Chelsea Football Club for the opportunity to host our games at this special venue”.

[Mukumba Jozerand @MukumbaJ]

@IamSiyaZA Is she DOCUMENTED

[In A Nutshell🥜 @Markosonke1]

🚨HELP IDENTIFY THIS WOMAN

Can anyone help identify the woman seen in this video confronting and assaulting a businessperson in Johannesburg?

If she is part of March and March, this kind of behaviour must be condemned, not celebrated. No cause justifies attacking innocent people or destroying someone’s livelihood.

It’s Women’s Month. Let’s promote peace, accountability and the rule of law, not vigilantism.

If you recognise her, please report her identity to the appropriate authorities rather than engaging in retaliation.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

SETTING THE STANDARD.

[Mukumba Jozerand @MukumbaJ]

@mazithread Blocked

[nelson chamisa @nelsonchamisa]

THANK YOU, ZIMBABWE, for your feedback, solidarity and encouragement. I’m fired up.
I had to take this unusual and uncharacteristic step to set the record straight. I have neither the appetite nor the bandwidth to engage on this matter any further. It’s unwise to waste bullets on shadows when the real fight is right in front of us.
My focus now is where it belongs: building #TheNew, advancing the struggle for change, and fighting for a Citizens’ Government in our lifetime.
I remain fortified, unyielding and indomitable. My resolve is unshaken.
Zimbabwe will be free. Until citizens victory, freedom and prosperity. A Citizens Government in our lifetime. #OneNation #OneVision #OneStruggle #ManyFronts
#GodIsInIt

[Dhara Blessed Mhlanga @bbmhlanga]

Analysts without solutions, fighting anyone who attempts to do something, Zim’s social order. In the words of Benjamin Burombo “Each time I want to fight for African rights l use only one hand-because the other hand is busy trying to keep away Africans who are fighting me."

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

The Kariba Ferry Disaster, the defection of a senior CDF official & the illegal appointment of 10 Senators by ED have been "gazzumped" & deemed less worthy of attention than an Organogram & Constitution of a party that was co-opted in 2023 by ED via Tshabangu. Make it make sense!

[50cent @50cent]

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[Rocktor, PhD @Mavumavu91]

Smart shopper ya Pick’n Pay maybe. 💀

[Tabani 🏆³⁵ @tabanimcgucci]

What "principles and vision" does a General who championed a coup to bring back ED have?

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

Thank you, Monaco 🇲🇨
To the President, the staff, my teammates and to you, the fans, thank you for your trust and your support from day one to the last.

It wasn’t the journey I had imagined, but this is where I found my way back onto the pitch, and for that I’ll always be grateful.
Monaco will always hold a special place.

Daghe Munegu ! ❤️

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

Hopewell has always known that the Constitution exists. This isn't about the Constitution.

It's about "exposing" & dragging down @nelsonchamisa into the depths of the mudpool.

He won't explain the context under which that Constitution was crafted as he has got an ulterior motive!

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

There were witnesses during Hopewell's visit to Sikhala while he was at Remand Prison.

He, Hopewell, is alleged to have said to Sikhala even in the presence of Jail Guards, (most of whom are intelligence officers):

"Chamisa tapedza naye changosara kuti ubude."

(We have destroyed Chamisa politically to the point of finishing him, all that's left is for you to be released & take his position in Zim politics.)

Meanwhile, after Sikhala was released, Hopewell was allegedly gossiping behind his back & accusing him of being deluded about his political prospects.

Today he wants to pretend to take the moral high ground!