beck ⟡

middle aged white man in the body of an 18y/o girl

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

GUYS IM NOT FUCKING JOKING. I SAW RICHARD KIND AFTER STAGEDOOR AND HE SAID THAT HE REALLY WANTS ME TO MEET MULANEY AND TO MEET HIM AT STAGEDOOR BEFORE THE SHOW. AND FUCKIGNGNJSHFBDBF

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

fab and jules are so cute here wtf.

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

decided to phonebank instead of canvass today and i got like 6 calls in an entire hour and no one wanted to talk to me

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

my whole tl is people pouring beer on their crotch and occasionally love island

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

anyways vote santangelo for ny assembly district 46

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

door to door canvassing is so scary i just got a door slammed in my face

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

door to door canvassing is so scary i just got a door slammed in my face

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

When you take a bomb ass selfie

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

almost scored a free 1956 fully functional typewriter off facebook marketplace but someone got it before me

[lexi @buzzhenge]

i'm actually fucking crying bro

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

we're not getting the strokes on the 26th but we are getting the rat utopia expirement so at least there's something to look forward to

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

fuck he shouldnt be allowed to look AND sound this good

[josh @cybersnitch]

Oomf just voted jill stein

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

I HAVE. SO MANY THINGS TO SAY

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

Mister Whatever | Official Trailer

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

Oh my hod oh my god

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

Mister Whatever | Official Trailer

[merrin @wowzowee]

When the stuff at target starts sounding like a diy venue lineup

[lexi pro @rosecolordbass]

They are calling it the best Song and best Performance of all time

[beck ⟡ @mulaneyiac]

@lindrewgaranda YAYAYAY

[James @turningmystile]

if you didn't discover MCR before age 16 I'm sorry but it's too late for you to get the experience you were supposed to

[𝒱 @valerriexo]

omg