Laura Martinez

growing up a little more each day

[Laura Martinez @mulanlover]

Skittles in bed watching RHOC?! Amazing.

[Laura Martinez @mulanlover]

Literally why did he have to fuck it up with Sophie

[Laura Martinez @mulanlover]

Seeing Joe Jonas cry and now I’m crying and I love him even more

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

The constitutional crisis is here.

President Trump is disobeying lawful court orders. His advisors and allies are cheering him on. And Kilmar Abrego Garcia remains trapped in a jail in El Salvador.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

MAGA supporter Cody Balmer, 38. Was arrested for arson & attempted murder of Pa Gov. Josh Shapiro.

Where’s Pam Bondi? Sounds like a terrorist attack.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Where was it proven that Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia is a member of MS-13?

I don't want videos of Trump or members of his administration talking about it.
I would love to see receipts, facts, court documents, proof.

Can anyone provide that?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Auschwitz — a complex of over 40 concentration and extermination camps — was not located in Nazi Germany either.

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

From the U.S. Holocaust Museum:

"What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process."

Welp.

[Laura Martinez @mulanlover]

God has a sense of humor

[Laura Martinez @mulanlover]

I don’t think I’ll ever get over the passing of my first dog 💔

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[✈️ @ClubAntt]

He look like he in SpongeBob’s band about to perform Sweet Victory

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Well what has he done outside of that

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Better health coverage?

If Canadians became U.S. citizens they would lose their free health care, pay nearly three times more for their prescription drugs, and many of them wouldn’t be able to get coverage at all.

Something tells me they won’t be interested.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Swearing in the first Black woman president on MLK Jr. day would’ve gone so hard. This country really screwed up

[KCBoozer @KCBoozer]

Roughing the passer calls per 100 pass Attempts:

Patrick Mahomes .636%
Russel Wilson .710%
Baker Mayfield .730%
Kirk Cousins .743%
Desean Watson .781%
Jared Goff .781%

Josh Allen .936

It’s a tracked stat. We can put this one to bed now and just let them cry.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the moment zendaya knew she’d marry tom holland

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

This guy knew he wanted to propose to his gf on the ice at Rockefeller Center but she couldn’t skate so he spent months teaching her so that he could plan this moment for them 🥺🥺🥺🥺