Ompha

African. An indipendent @kaizerchiefs fan.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Balance the likes and retweets.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Who told women they are the ones who give us children and not the other way around?

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I’ll never forgive myself for giving my son the father that he has. 💔

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

We've been celebrating Ronaldo's goals every three days but guess who had to wait 4 years.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Tsha lufhanga tshina mune watsho ene a tou di tou livhuwa tshe tsho tsha mbado.

[🤎𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍🤎 @MofokengBarbara]

Where were you guys when I accompanied a married man to Polokwane to buy a car for his wife and he only bought me a Streetwise 2? 😭

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Okay, Amy Farrah Fowler Cooper.

[Dr Gugu Nogwebela @Gugu_Noggy]

To people who think I can't dress...well, here I am all dressed up 😏 was invited to a birthday party and I went all out 😂

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

But let Mfundo do the same on his Instagram😭😭😭

[OLA ⏳ @A_kinola02]

One of the realest footballers ever 👏

He doesn't care what club a player represents. If you impress him, he'll give you your flowers on his Instagram or Snapchat story. Respect is respect.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

We add up to the 9%.

[Nhlanhla Hlabisa🇸🇿🇿🇦 @bab_hlabisa]

Umbuzo umile, bashonaphi uma sekuvotwa?😭😭

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

South African Player seeing Messi getting away with that.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

That's probably because officially, they are not.

[Mr Dyani 🚭 @tdyani]

Peter Drury refuses to call Senegal african champions 😂🤣🤣

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Ok'salayo we are both "in her" somehow.

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

“You in her dms, I’m in her bank statements.”

[Julius Sello Malema @Julius_S_Malema]

@pierredevos La nyela, all of you combined.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

We are in parliament tshidaela.

[Selby Mtshali 🇿🇦 @SelbyMtshali01]

I don't remember EFF marching to takeover Banks and Mines. The only thing they marched for was to get the COVID vaccine.

When Msebenzi Zwane wanted to change the mining charter to include ordinary South Africans, EFF was against him.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

The moment he started stomping on it, it felt like it was my heart he was stomping on.
Nah man MABAHAMBE😭😭😭

[we love ghana @weloveghana042]

🇿🇦🇬🇭Watch the Moment South Africa Must Go” demonstrators tear down a South African flag during their protest in Accra.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Y'all be out here retweating that dead druggie and murderer's old tweets like we don't know how Anele died.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Yeah, one of the reasons why that racist us now a trillionare...very innovative that guy.

[scofield @tinercimayki]

otomatik çeviri sayesinde binlerce km uzaklıktaki adam bizi güldürebiliyor.. müthiş bir icat

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Only south african Zulu people go around beating and attacking people.

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Kenya hosts millions of them from South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Rwanda, Burundi and even Nigeria yet we don't go about beating them on the streets.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

Around 2012 Chiefs snitched that pirates had been committing fraud and age cheating which led to investigations and their academy stopped. That's what we are paying for.

[Lazola Ndamase 🇨🇺🇵🇸🇳🇦🇿🇦 @Lazola_Ndamase]

There is a systematic attempt in the PSL to destroy Kaizer Chiefs. And we all know who is leading that program. This Bafana Bafana squad is part of that conspiracy. Essentially, teams had their players chosen SPECIFICALLY to market them to the world & boost the financial muscle of certain teams. Even their former players, that they have sold overseas, they have contracts that if they get sold, these local teams get a percentage. It is Financial Sabotage against Chiefs. Nothing more. Monyane, Maboe, Petersen all deserved to be in that squad & two of them are deserving starters. But Chiefs must die a slow death. It must be strangled. They have completed the process of ensuring that Chiefs does not get players in the PSL by REFUSING to sell it players. For 20 years STRAIGHT, we have had to depend on telling players to run down their contracts because their teams would never sell to us.

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

How did bro forget to mention his character?

[Don Billiato @casspernyovest]

Cause I’m young , black , successful , fearless and I made it without any form of tertiary education. I’m everything they fear. We were told education is the key to success. As much as that statement is true, I would like to add more truth to it and say IT IS NOT THE ONLY KEY!

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

@restaurantman3 @CoreyJMahler And you couldn't figure out why?

[Ompha @mulaudziompha]

@Doobie_ZAR @SihleLonzi You could do that whilst we do the other.