Mista TongueTwista

Video Games | Sales | Silly Humour| My tweets:-

[Mista TongueTwista @mulayanup1]

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Let’s open Delhi. I am anyways used to coughing!

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#ShamelessKejriwal

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Today I was trying to explain a Gen Z reportee what “burning a CD” was.

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Jeet ke haarne waale ko Pakistan kehte hain #WorldCup2026

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@waghbakriteagrp @waghbakri @WaghBakri_ the Borivali store has been so rude that it did not allow me to sit on the top floor and has been very very rude to ask about orders. It’s not a problem of your cafe but a problem of your staff. Pathetic staff!! @Chaayos is always an option

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You must have lost atleast 50 customers because of an unmanned kiosk at Gundavli metro station @MonginisIndia

No doubt you are a brand from the past! Really heart breaking and pathetic experience!

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@MonginisIndia you must have lost atleast 20 customers in the past 7 minutes including me because of an unmanned kiosk at Gundavli metro station. No doubt you are a brand from the past!

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Ek chutki Sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu 🐷 🇵🇰

#PehalgamTerroristAttack #OperationSindoor

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@coolfunnytshirt King of queens 🤣

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Are @Chaayos now opening at 11 am????

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Munawar Fuckerookie

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Life stages of a man:-

1. Birth
2. Beta Dhaniya lekar aao
3. Suniye ji, Dhaniya lekar aaiye
4. Papa dhaniya lekar aao
5. Death

[Mista TongueTwista @mulayanup1]

Am I the only one whose entire playlist belongs to 2006!

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I remember that my mom had slapped once cuz I was crying cuz she had slapped me

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You are now closer to the year 2050 than 1995. Thank you 🙏🏻

[Mista TongueTwista @mulayanup1]

Men can have an entire conversation with just 1 nod

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Just remember, people bond over hating the same person way more than you can imagine! That’s the basis of gossip, or digital gossip….social media.

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Your worst enemies are among your mutuals sometimes.

[Mista TongueTwista @mulayanup1]

Imagine 90’s kids saying anything about school time😂 #ReviseSchoolTime

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Finally! A day I can celebrate as my own 🍾#WorldHypertensionDay

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Can’t believe this lady did “Daya daya daya re” #AishwaryaRaiBachchan

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Just make sure that the NPCs driving the ambulances don’t make their own patients while driving to the accident scene #GTAVI

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Hello Twitter! Has been a LOOOOONNNGGG time!!