Wayne Mulenga

No surprises because I think boring is beautiful. I speak my mind. #Cryptocurrency and #blockchain enthusiast. #MUFC 🎾 Motor racing & Rugby Fan.

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

As you grow older, you start prioritising the 4 Fs:
1. Finances
2. Family
3. Fitness
4. Friends

Not necessarily in that order, though! 😆

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

"You don't move on from loss. You move forward with it. The pain stays, but so do the beautiful memories. That's the trade-off we learn to accept."

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda Were Carrick and Vivell watching?

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda Mwema Congolese

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda @KalebweMutwale I'm out, mate. You never rated Jude Bellingham, hyped up Ugarte, and actually rated Maguire? That's a hat-trick of horrors. Criminal for me to even engage with this 💀

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@KalebweMutwale @akalubinda Copy and paste this in your preferred search engine, and then we can continue this chat, boss:

“Which other teams are interested in signing Mateus Fernandes from West Ham, and what is the real valuation based on trusted sources in the transfer market?”

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@KalebweMutwale @akalubinda Relegated twice in two seasons? Demand still up. That's the market unfortunately. We paid £80m for a 5-time relegated player and made him captain. So let's not act shocked.

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@KalebweMutwale @akalubinda What does the current market dictate in the Premier League?

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@KalebweMutwale @akalubinda If we get both for £120m in today's market, that’s actually great value. West Ham paid £38m for Fernandes from a relegated Southampton. A year on? His price has easily doubled. Add Alex Scott… £120m starts looking like a bargain.

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda @KalebweMutwale Alex Scott is the most improved all-round midfielder since Iraola arrived at Bournemouth. Can play any role in midfield and never looks lost. Told you—we need both him and that Fernandes kid from the relegated Hammers.

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[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda @musondazozo Nesta, stop lying. How many times have you watched him play?

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

All behavior makes sense with enough information.
Stop judging. Start understanding.

- Morgan Housel, The Art of Spending Money

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda He's going to Madrid or returning to Carrington to have his contract terminated.

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda Evra knows ball 😂😂. 3 more if Ugarte is going, then we should be OK in the midfield. 2 defenders and a striker, we should be in the mix next season.

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda I didn't watch the dead rubber game, mate. He's done enough to deserve a shot, but not for the money being mentioned for a bench player at Brighton. I would pick Fernandes first from a relegated West Ham.

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

Insane money for relegated clubs!

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda Aba yellow, well done and congratulations!

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@chisekechiteta 13 years ago we won it. And we actually know how to defend it, something your club hasn’t done in its entire existence. Free knowledge dropped. 😜

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@akalubinda Alex Scott and Tyler Adam I think according to the Athletic news.

[Wayne Mulenga @mulezed]

@chisekechiteta Living in the future, are we? Congrats on bagging the Premier League this season — though I suspect the trophy’s already gathering dust in your timeline. 😉 Now how about a nostalgia trip back to your book analysis? That was genuinely class. We promise not to ask for spoilers