Muli Peter

Medic

[Muli Peter @mulipeter42]

@AlinurMohamed_ @NCIC_Kenya Bado watasema wanataka witness

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@citizentvkenya Why do people like clapping to lies

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@MissLingard14 Passaris hapa nayo.alikuwa anajishangaa....

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@InsecurityKE This guy is so dump

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama kawaida vijana,Our time to eat good again has arrived. Tomorrow we will be attending the Nairobi city Marathon once again. Not to run,but to chase. Tulisema apa ndio tunapata financially stable women with disposable income to hold us through these tough kasongonomic times. Sasa wale vijana watafuata maagizo ya mhenga,mjue hii August inaweza wapata kule mpumalanga Johanesburg kwa kina Dj Uncle wafos mkiskiza Amapiano in a house balcony in the middle of a game park. Courtesy of a strong independent woman from upper kabete

Tulisema siri ni kutegea hawa wako nyuma,hawa ata hawakiambiangi,the obese,they are here to waste time jogging because they don’t have anything to do on sunday. Sasa wewe uko hapo kuwapa moyo,ukimtolea methali, “haba na haba hujaza kibaba mrembo,lets go” ukikaa kidogo unaongeza ingine, “baada ya dhiki faraja mrembo” . Remember to call her mrembo,even if shes 65 years old,they love that.

Inturn as you’re walking,shes going to point and ask you, “weh,do you know I am old enough to be your mother,ebu stop playing” If shes smiling while saying this,bas! Umegonga ndipo.

Now reply and say “miaka yangu ililiwa na nzige” . Shes not supposed to understand what that means so she’ll ask what? This is how you start a conversation. Mwambie ulichelewa kuzaliwa,lakini makosa niya wazazi. Hapa sasa she will acknowledge this guy has wisdom,I wonder what else hes going to say. And she will tolerate you,she lowers her guard

Na tulisema Wale wako huko mbele wachana nao,hao ni walalahoi. Wamelipiwa na kampuni,hao wacha wang’enganie kushinda pesa. Sisi mambo yetu iko huku nyuma.

And make sure you have also talked about manly things like How you know a friend who was working in a Ukranian Drone manufacturing company,and you buried him recenly in kisii after he was killed by Russian spys in Mozambique

Now In finishing of the running,itakua saa saba ivi,hand her your phone,ask her for her number,,mwambie wewe ni fitness coach. Ama basket ball coach,and you’ll be happy to help her burn a few callories since you dont have much to do. Akikupea namba kesho,Dont text her,text her on Tuesday,ndio asione kama uko desperate eh?. She’ll take some time to think,and then answer on Tuesday evening,

Na juu anajifanya ataki mambo mingi,she’ll tell you to come to be training her at home,on Saturdays. She has a big compound,Theres no way shes driving her Land Rover to your gym (that doesn’t exist) in uthiru to train. Ingia youtube hiyo usiku angalia mastyle.

After 3 sessions kule karen,you must intentionally erect,Amusha kitu! and she sees it,and then you’ll tell her “jesus! This never happens” pretend you’re ashamed. Tell her theres something about her,you just don’t know what. She’ll tell you its okay

Sasa baada ya hapa,niyeye huwa anakutega. She will start by overfeeding you. Baada ya hapa ni mauwano! Na hiyo shamba lazima ulime msuri ndugu yangu,sababu hiyo ndio inaamua sasa kama next week unakula kabeji bila nyanya ama coconut fish and salad.

Wuui! Sema kimeumana. Ukipita mtihani sasa kazi yako itakua kumuombea kikongwe wako asimaliswe na diabetes angalau uenjoy maisha london kidogo. Ukingojea ile kazi ya NGO alikuambia atakuconnect. Hapa naye utakua unamkumbusha kumeza dawa buana. Juu akikufa unajua kile kinangoja apa nje. Ainuliwe yeesu!

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep's Taxi: 10 years later! 🚖

Pep finally gets the chance to show Braydon where he kept all of those trophies... 🏆

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@citizentvkenya Why does he have to fix himself a victim kwa vitu zinafanyika while giving examples

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@_fels1 🤣🤣

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@AokoOtieno_ Kiburi top notch!!
Inject!
Pain goes to boda boda fc

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@AokoOtieno_ GGMU ❤️ for life!

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@polo_kimanii Vikings

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@AlinurMohamed_ Ilikuwa mbayaa...but we made it...

But assnol's goals...ziii..

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@AokoOtieno_ Ggmu

[Ndindi Nyoro @NdindiNyoro]

We are Manchester United and we do what WE want. We win when we want and let other smaller teams win only when WE want

We also choose to discipline smaller teams when we want. We especially discipline the very small teams are talk alot. This ka very very small team should be grateful for the opportunity to have been in the same field with Manchester United.

Tuheshimu Manchester United tafadhali. Are we together Wadosi?

Na tumetulia tu. Ata hatuongei mingi.

We are African and Africa is our Business.

[Muli Peter @mulipeter42]

@AokoOtieno_ @CopShakurkihara Kumbe ungepewa trophy ya treephena kitambo..

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@lfc_lance Mbappe

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@DenverKulecho Btw..walikata pesa yangu ya internship walikata na Bado..it's reading at 177950/=

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@Nyaburinyauma Forex green signal

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@lianatarshy 49kgs

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@passion_KE Tommy