β½οΈ ITS #UCL MATCHDAY!!! β½οΈ
Pinch yourself, this isnβt a dream. This is happening! #NUFC begin their Champions League campaign at the San Siro, as Eddie Howeβs side face AC Milan in a 545pm UK kick off. π€π€
Asylum seeker complains: size of room, bathroom too small & bad wifi in his Central London hotel & not enough weekly money. Been here 2 years
I apologise on behalf of British taxpayers for the poor wifiβ¦
Compare how German cops deal with climate protestors blocking roads with the soft-soap treatment of the Met
If only we had boys in blue like this! ππ» π¨
ποΈ Kevin De Bruyne: βI think pass completion is one of the most wasteful stats for players like me, maybe for defensive midfielders itβs important but not for me.
I can have 96% pass completion and I can play sideways and backwards, I wasn't dangerous for the whole game. It means I've done nothing. What's the point of it?β
Happy birthday to the most 'π'π πππ ' defender of all time: Sergio Ramos turns 37 today.
Mr. 92.48. The biggest big game player ever. A leader. A winner. A proper shithouse. Red card, yellow card, he loves them all. πͺπΈπͺ
HB to a GOAT of the game. π
This blokes a joke puts in a stupid re match percentage πππππ then calls him out about it. Whyβs he worried about the re match money anyway πππ
βΌοΈ Tyson Fury ripping into Oleksandr Usyk today after their fight collapsed: "Always know p***y that you were never man enough to tangle with the Gypsy King. You s***house little coward."
[π½οΈ @Tyson_Fury]
ππ½ππ½ππ½ watch Tyson drag this out now too. Ahhh Iβll fight for the fansβ¦. Blah blah blah. Ah Iβll fight for free. He will win anyway. So painful
USYK accepts! π€―
Oleksandr Usyk accepts 'greedy belly' Tyson Fury's offer of a 70/30 purse split... but he has some demands of his own π°
πΉ: @usykaa