Rex Müller

“Fast is fine but accuracy is final. You must learn to be slow in a hurry”. Muslims are my enemy. 90% of the blacks are 100% of this country’s problem.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

If you see me running, things have gone poorly and you should run as well.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@MemeStealingBot Pretty much.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

The blacks…again.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!!

A "family festival" in suburban Kansas City was overrun with "teens" who began BEATING POLICE OFFICERS and UNLEASHED BEAR SPRAY on attendees.

The fire department kept coming back to treat people who couldn't breathe.

It took 3 POLICE AGENCIES to get the crowd under control and during a foot chase, officers recovered a 3D-PRINTED GHOST GUN off another juvenile.

Only two teens were detained and then released to their parents.

This is the THIRD YEAR IN A ROW teens have hijacked this festival.

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@themanatSYR Mornin Tim. 🤙🏼

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

Good Sunday morning everyone. It’s 60 degrees out at the farm.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@G00NB0TCHEF Mornin.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@OkieDruggist Mornin Okie. We had a good one yesterday. Corn’s almost knee high. My Apple trees are puttin on fruit.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@1hatchco Mornin Bonnie!

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@Laconic_Scout Good morning.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@Godfamilyfreed1 Mornin!

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

Well she’s a mud shark so 55 for me.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Apparently this question is trending on X, so why not?

One date with Kim Kardashian or the keys to a ‘55 Chevy.

No brainer for me… I’m taking the car and not losing a second of sleep over it.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

You would think my pee would kill a broad leaf weed or at least clean aluminum rims. Kinda makes me sad.

[Mao_Content 🌵 @Mao_Tse_Gundo]

Putting the word out there…our old friend and mentor Charlie Thompson had a real bad accident feeding in Lubbock the other day. He needs prayers. He’s also liquidating his herd of bucking horses, if you know anyone interested.

[✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ @vileTexan]

Pakistan is harsher on Pakistani rapists than the UK is on Pakistani rapists.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@Mao_Tse_Gundo Our Yeller dog got her first ground hog other day.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@AdelaideDSaint Mornin Trouble.

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

If Donald J Trump does a full audit of Fort Knox, I will contribute $1,000,000 to the charity of his choice.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@dmharsh13 Mornin Denise. You as well!

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

Good Sunday morning. It’s a beautiful 50 degrees out at the farm. See yall in church.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@OkieDruggist Mornin Okie.

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@GmaMoses7 Mornin!

[Rex Müller @mullerrex1]

@G00NB0TCHEF Mornin Sir.