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"Starbucks releases dating app for people with hangnails, 'we're happy to provide a needed service to our most loyal customers', CEO says"

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"Boy who wins monkey-bar championship accredits his finger and wrist dexterity to his iPhone addiction."

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It's getting warmer in my house. I know because my coconut oil is melting.

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This Is Our Country. Let’s Walk It. https://t.co/os8D3gl4Zl

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Cleaning kale:
Mom: "Let's spin em dry" Realizes we already used, cleaned, and dried the salad spinner.
"Okay! Lets just spank 'em dry."

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Ed Miliband says Panama Papers show ‘wealth does not trickle down’ https://t.co/LUE0v7TZNo

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Jennifer Daniel : Design Is Capitalism @sanfrancisco_cm https://t.co/tGqxdoJyEv

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Buying Local Food — On Your Phone via @modfarm https://t.co/Rmnqp3hUN4

[Caroline Drew @badatsocialmdia]

Being unemployed and having a college degree is like the best practical joke I've ever played on my parents

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I won't make you cry, I'll just put sulfur in your eye!
-Onion @TheOnion #worthashot

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It seems to be the first time the entire country is learning about St. Patrick's Day. Can't wait 'til Columbus day!

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I know who drew this... @edhunsinger mygirl https://t.co/8iFv18nVEk

[The Antlers @theantlers]

Oh hey we're in a @NewYorker cartoon! #lifelongdream https://t.co/3mzvqsKKSx

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A bumble bee just bumble peed on me.

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@mulletmixer @permaculture @counter_culture the two cultures collide

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Making banana pancakes and listening to untitled unmastered by kendrick

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Why North America's youth must rescue farming https://t.co/ncCEJKmzIG via @theatlantic

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@pams_jams There's no Q in cutie. #what

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The best thing you can do for the world is care for yourself. Why? It's called the #trickledowneffect, ya dummit. #dummit @pams_jams

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The science behind fake it til you make it. "Body changes mind, mind changes behavior, behavior changes outcomes"
https://t.co/6VnGr0VOKn

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The Daily Table: Grocery store sells discarded food for CHEAP. Got some ?'s but its the right direction. https://t.co/88nx8tFr3J via @MONEY