Dolly Simon

Do no harm, take no shit!

[Golden Boy @GoldenBoyBoxing]

🤩 Excited to have the amazing and talented, 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲, sitting ringside as one of our guests for #BohachukOrtiz fight night!

Tune in at 5pm PT on DAZN and see if you spot her cheering on the fighters from the crowd!

#BohachukOrtiz | LIVE on DAZN today

[Slippin' Jimmyฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ @LuchaLily]

Ask and y'all shall receive ! #BohachukOrtiz

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

Fuck, I can't stand the swiping on tinder. I don't want to super like anyone. I just want to fucking swipe the app up.

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

@Joshua_MCI @crazyclips_ I agree !!

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

@friedbalonie @betsekedohu I once "watched" an entire movie though just the sounds. Like man it must have took 100 hours to make that song, then I wonder how long it took to make that explosion sound, then trying to calculate in my head how many hours go into audio alone. I don't ember how the movie looked

[Dateline NBC @DatelineNBC]

34-year-old Willis Derendoff went missing in Fairbanks, Alaska on November 10, 2020. Three years later, his family wants closure – and justice. #Dateline
https://t.co/2aMXPKDhfF

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

I used to love loud prints and bright colors. Now I just want to wear black, grey, white and beige. I used to wear hoodies every day, now I just want a comfy long knit cardigan. Skulls used to be appealing, now I'm more compelled to look at florals. Who am I?

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

"Don't rantionalize my irrational decisions"- statements between my husband and I.

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

Please pray for me, so I'll go to work today on my bday. I've been so massively drained.

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

Just watched an abscess tooth extraction on a crocodile and now a root canal on a tiger. Wonder what the algorithm will conjure up next? Better go to sleep lol.

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

Did the dance start yet, Hutnee?

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

@pattisam34 They don't have that luxury 😢

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

How are people getting laid in this heat? Water/Electrolytes and a prayer before and after? Asking for a friend.

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

@PSnPRman @SetlonoyegheeLn Okay, my friend asked "how are poor people getting laid in this heat?"

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

Lol just thinking about the time the agent here called a baby stroller a "baby wheel chair". Or the time I heard someone call a baby carrier a "baby strap on"

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

Someone's Yorkie goes missing and it's blown up on social media. A non-brown person does missing and the FBI finds their body all the way across the country. The lost pet page has more followers then Will! How are we supposed to trust law enforcement when we're less than...!?

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

I've seen the same psychiatrist for close to 10 years, I don't know how a psychiatry visit is supposed to go, but mine goes "hey I have a funny story" and I spend 5 minutes talking about meds and the 25 minutes making him laugh. I wonder if I am a favorite?

[Dolly Simon @mulletskickass]

Guyssss, when the hell am I getting my glow up! Puberty only gave me no butt, lotta gut and lifelong acne. I'm funny tho.