Toni Harrison

Musings, mutterings, ramblings, observations and the occasional wrongheaded thought. Enjoys gasometers, paternosters, photography, red wine and rock music.

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@UncleBloodyFest And gin.

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20 years ago I bought two prints. Three years ago I had them framed. Two years ago I bought a drill bit and some wall plugs. Tonight I finally hung the bastards. It took seven minutes. Go me.

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@viceverger Just wait until next time I'm in the boot of your car.

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Freak-train to Huddersfield. Coach B smells of sick.

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@bighairyferret Be careful with that child.

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@UncleBloodyFest I am. And we really bloody are.

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@UncleBloodyFest Oh, always. Greetings my dearest. How are things?

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@RoseP9 Have these mad fucks finished their food yet?

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Fat dinner with the birds. Coffee and Disaronno ahoy.

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Can't someone teach these wheely-case fucks how to carry a bag?

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@stephensumner23 Or bite their faces off.

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@stephensumner23 No bonuses unless you fuck about all day.

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@stephensumner23 Meanwhile the king and queen of downtime sleep easy.

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@stephensumner23 Twat.

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@stephensumner23 Donkey porn delivery later, Friday will fly by.

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@stephensumner23 Would free whores and a crack pipe do the trick?

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@UncleBloodyFest Sweet-talking bastard.

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Basically confirmed as the new literally http://t.co/7ShoMhoVj9

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Having a fight ‘best way to burn off calories’ http://t.co/MygXS1n5e4

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I'm at Blackpool North Railway Station (BPN) - @nationalrailenq (Blackpool, Lancashire) http://t.co/TE5F1LysGx