ryan.

[ryan. @multiryans]

*Too* drunk in the woods

[ryan. @multiryans]

Drunk in the woods

[ryan. @multiryans]

Drunk in the woods

[ryan. @multiryans]

Eating lunch at 2948 w cullom

[ryan. @multiryans]

This beautiful poem ❤️

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that the toilet paper got burned round the edges like an old pirates map

[ryan. @multiryans]

If I run for president my platform would be no ai and free incus copies for all #noaiandfreeincuscopiesforall

[ryan. @multiryans]

Have eaten ice cream three nights in a row

[ryan. @multiryans]

You gotta take an everything shower after being in village discount for more than 10 mins

[ryan. @multiryans]

This photo comes to mind every time I leave the house wearing sandals

[ryan. @multiryans]

@MA5CBOT That was over yesterday 😒

[kamisatoswift @kamisatoswift]

imagine reading this as a straight botanist

[ryan. @multiryans]

Wouldn’t even know if I have the parasite because i stay shitting on y’all‼️

[ryan. @multiryans]

Just had a full night of sitting outside and talking with my friends

[ryan. @multiryans]

It feels soooo good to walk in the middle of the street at night

[ryan. @multiryans]

Putting on my exhibitionist hat to hang incus flyers

[⎝ 𓆩༺🌺Rukis༻𓆪 ⎠ @soirekiiss]

How it feels when someone sings the song you were singing in your head

[ryan. @multiryans]

I know the Andersonville cantina is marked safe🙂‍↕️

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Taco Bell has changed popular menu items due to a parasite spreading across the US

Lettuce, guacamole and pico de gallo are among the ingredients temporarily removed

[ryan. @multiryans]

Oh Corinne Godley don’t end the other Rae like that https://t.co/1xMfSRc6IL

[ryan. @multiryans]

Trying to hold in my sneeze while waiting at the crosswalk with ups trade