Jason Paladino

I tweet what I eat.

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

@IndieGameJoe Vibe coded Cleared Hot.

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

@DjChubbESwagg Burger King

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

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[Jason Paladino @multisync]

Ordered delivery while quarantined. Got a freebie with my meal. Told by restaurant “Chef is bald”, and my @grubhub it’s not their issue thanks Cilantro in #Stamford @
StamAdvocate

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

@TWC_Help what's going on with service in midtown? All week it's been problematic, and today completely down. Multiple Modem restarts. :(

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

Pretty take out

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

That's a lot of idle time.

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

@dahanese split in half and combine them

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

Way to fuck this one up @hbonow

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

Sorry @FlyCleaners delivery guy.

[Drumpf University @donalddrumpfu]

Are you weak and losing big? Apply ASAP to Drumpf University and make America great again: https://t.co/nEsIoSpbwM

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

@AskedRelic ten minutes too long. Don't think I would have paid for it

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

Let's see how this goes.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Is that crossword p _ _ g _ a _ _ z _ d? https://t.co/PjLbBa6dYV

[Meng He @menghe]

Get your #DonaldDrumpf University diploma. Tweet me your full name and concentration. Collect them all!

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

steaming pile of shit is the only way to describe the new @Ghostbusters trailer.

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

@lacker YES!

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

#reasonsihatethenews "Purple kitten may have been used as chew toy" https://t.co/kHmbzL2oAj

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

I fly @VirginAmerica just to watch the safety video

[Jason Paladino @multisync]

Santacon taught me that if you never heard of Santa before you'd think he's pretty slutty.