Mumbe

Think like a proton, always positive.
First of my name ~ Mumbe

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Online Maasai Market is here ✨ Shop anywhere, anytime! #OnlineMaasaiMarket #MaasaiJewelry #MaasaiBeadwork #MaasaiMarket

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

@allan_phil Nilipima na haikunitoshea they were long 😂 akaanza kuniambia venye nafaa kuvaa na heels. Told him I don’t wear heels 😁 plus I wasn’t comfortable in them.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Nilikuwa natembea tao then nikaona some cute pants. Nikaulizia bei then the seller ananiambia ati nipime. Like wth! Is that the new business strategy? Do they even convert clients ama anangoja uvae alafu akuambie bei ya juu or akuambie ulipe coz ulivaa.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Long story short nilipima but I already knew I wasn’t buying. Just wanted to see if they’ll tell me the price. Which they didn’t. Lol

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Another lady walked in, nikamskia akiulizia bei na wakakataa kumuambia pia. I dunno if she eventually bought it.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Kenyan businesses should learn to be transparent about their prices.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Mine is sitting pretty in the box 😂

[MaKhoza🍯 @jaytcoza]

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

@TheChalkRabbi @snrgoodman Kenyan Bracelet imekufanyia nini?

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Lol, I’ve heard those stories too, but that’s exactly why they’re just rumors. Not everyone who makes jewelry does "witchy" stuff. Some of us simply love creating beautiful beaded pieces. Check out https://t.co/NW3zaqDWhw alafu ukuje uniambie kama nimekuibia nyota yako 😂

[Luca Mtakatifu @snrgoodman]

Na btw mchunge sana mkibuy vitu za kuvaa kama necklace, chains, watches na hizi bracelets pia madem waistbeads I heard rumours that most people who make them wanazifanyia some witchy stuffs azn wanaeka mystical powers, which makes them able to drain you and steal your nyota!

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think “they’re eating right now”

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

@allan_phil I'll be following 😂 Strong strong my friend

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Don't even waste a sec. Cancel them asap.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Trust your instincts when it comes to people; energy doesn’t lie. Cut them off quickly.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Finally released this tweet after 2000 yrs 😁

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

My extreme sport is writing tweets and saving them as drafts. Because I'm just a girl, and sometimes I'm in my feelings. I'll review after some time and see if it makes sense, then post it. Lol, including this very tweet.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Nani ako na recipe ya matumbo 😂😂 I’ve gathered the courage to finally cook it because I couldn’t stand the smell the first time. Psss I’ll get a mask 😷

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

What business did I have getting into business Enhe?? Pressure ilipanda, ikazidi kupanda, sai ndio inashuka polepole. 🙏

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

“Niko poa, kukazana tu.” Should be added to the national anthem.

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

We’re tired! #wantam

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

@MutindiTindi Ya soya 😂

[Mumbe @mumbebelle]

Kuishi kwa apartment ni tricky, tell me why we're being served SDA music in the middle of the night. Sijui kama anakunywa soya ama anafanya TikTok video.

Lol, found this in my drafts. 😁😂