Emily H.

Enjoys punctuation & chewing. #1 fan of BMO/Beemo. But still a bit baffled by Twitter. I mean, what does a cow do on Twitter?

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Going thru my past tweets (bc I am a narcissist) & I hope @Jamie1947 gets the 280-char to finally post this tweet in full

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

LAST NIGHT I VIVIDLY DREAMT that I was aggressively explaining to everyone how coconut cream is made

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

I sincerely hope @iamjohnoliver's #Halloween costume is Steve Mnuchin

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Commemorating the end of #Bridj with this tweet that I thought wasn't that terrible of a business idea https://t.co/upSHoYHSBl

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Hmm. @Bridj could probably introduce a lot of first-time riders by transporting for cherry blossom season #dc

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

@SpotifyCares sure! Will send you a DM

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

@SpotifyCares Credit card declined for Premium, but should work now. Let me know when you can run cc info again (don't want pop up alert)

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Delayed but PLS DO TRANSPO REGS!! @SurprisingShow recently moved to DC, prev didn't care abt regs, now realizing ppl need to care MUCH MORE

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

& @Target has @sprint to thank for these lines

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

If you're planning to go to Columbia Heights Target...don't @PoPville

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

@thepatrickwalsh @euroculturette

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

All this political rhetoric now about #TPP makes me wonder where everyone else was when @Marketplace was covering this topic ages ago!

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

.@JohnHodgman in @SurprisingShow is how I am w/ sports. One of the best podcast episodes EVER https://t.co/xVZjHCBOOF

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Rly amazed at lack of free room wifi @ affordable #DTLA hotels. Do amenities start on the East Coast & end up on the West after 10 yrs?

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Listening to DC @dinnerpartydnld live show. Great show...except it was in Silver Spring 😑 Pls let there be a next time in DC fo realsies 🙏🏽

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

So many songs sing abt waking up next to someone. But what abt splitting the bills? Cleaning up after the cat pees all over the house?

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Got this w/ address change confirmation. Just a bit outdated @USPS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

Listening to @dinnerpartydnld & realizing @mariabamfoo changes her voice as often I do. HAVE I FOUND MY TWIN?!

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

@sprintcare then pls tell customer service to stop lying: one person said I exceeded 1GB; my phone said only 17.6MB was used while roaming

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

@sprintcare well, unfortunately, my three calls to customer service still didn't resolve the issue

[Emily H. @mumblecow]

😡 @sprint global roaming not working at all, while coworker's phone on @verizon works fine (& for only $10/day!) Switching when I get home 😡