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[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@aviationbrk Fuck that

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

Please have the launch press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@DHLExpressFr mon nouveau vélo est bloqué dans votre entrepôt lyonnais depuis une semaine. y a-t-il une installation pour moi de le récupérer personnellement?

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

must be funny guy day at @Google
congratulations @afcbournemouth

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

Trying to report an abandoned scooter to the @metpoliceuk The online form doesn't work, and 101 hangs up on you after messages telling you to report everything online. Lexmoto LG19 SDF. Behind Henry Cavendish Primary Streatham Hill.

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

Fuck you in particular.

[App State Neers @AppStateNeers]

Holy mother of god, this poor lady at beech mountain!

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

This is excellent
#parklife #celebritymasterchefuk

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

When somebody speaks 6 languages better than you speak one.

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

Can all nice England fans with final tickets make an attempt to learn the Italian National Anthem before Sunday please? we need to drown out the morons that boo.

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@susieObehave I don't think there's much gold left in that part of the world, maybe your friend might have better financial success STEALING STUFF FROM OTHER PEOPLE.

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@PriapusIQ don't be a dick for a tick

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@testing_for_all
is forcing your customers to visit a nearby store to collect their tests even legal?

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

Steady lower. My XAU/XPT target is 1
Currently 1.45

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@CBSSports

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@russian_market $MVIS

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@TherealNihal Four Seasons Total Super League.

[Drew Holden @DrewHolden360]

🧵THREAD🧵

Today, President Biden announced his intention to end the war in Afghanistan, to great media fanfare.

You may remember, way back in 2019 & 2020, President Trump said the same thing.

Let me know if you can spot the difference in coverage then vs. now⤵️

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@citizentommy 37 billion divided by 68 million is £544

[mumbledotswerve @mumbledotswerve]

@trevorbmbagency Of the 50 fastest ever recorded 100m times, only 15 are by a sprinter untainted by a doping case or allegation. Those 15 times were all recorded by the same guy.