John Martin

Grumpy old white dude, definitely GC, no I don't do pronouns.

[John Martin @mumblefuzz]

@pill_swallow E. I think I got that from Big Bang Theory.

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@OneTopicAtATime Yeah, yeah. We've heard it all before. No one believes it.

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@MagaGrunt1 It's unbelievable because it's untrue. There's enough in Islam to worry about without making stuff up.

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@Avabelly__ Robertson. Maybe you need to be British. And maybe Mr. Cat needs to be male.

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@DougMetropolis @PollTracker2024 Simple enough to correct the situation.

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@salltweets @acts_grassroots I'd point and laugh, but I live in Canada.

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@_khkmagduru_ First, identify the row, then it's easy.

[John Martin @mumblefuzz]

@MarkJCarney (Prime Minister of Canada), please also read this.

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

** An open letter to @AlboMP **

Dear Prime Minister Albanese,

Let’s get one thing clear: women are adult human females. You know it, I know it, you even said it in the lead up to the last election when asked “what is a woman” by Piers Morgan.

But we have a big problem.

I’m sure you have heard, last week, the Federal Court delivered its judgment in Giggle v Tickle, the “what is a woman” legal case that has been fighting in federal court for the past four years. To put it very simply, there are two sides to this case: women, adult human females, who want to ensure that woman is a single-sex category in law and women & girls have access to single sex spaces. The other side, which includes your human rights commission, insists that men who claim to be women are women in the eyes of the law. The full Federal Court sided with the man who claims to be a woman. Yes. A male won the “what is a woman” court case. Giggle v Tickle has turned Australia into an international laughing stock.

This decision is seismic. It means women cannot run women-only businesses for women. It confirms that the ordinary meaning of sex has been twisted beyond recognition. It means men can be women in law. The Australian Human Rights Commission, captured by ideology, has weaponised the sex discrimination act against women, the very demographic it was enacted to protect. They’ve even argued in court that men who claim to be women need pregnancy protections. They’ve pushed the view that sex is a spectrum, changeable, and that anyone objecting is the bigot. Is this something you agree with? Do you, Mr Prime Minister, think men need pregnancy protections in the law?

And there are real-world stakes here: Girls at school are holding their bladders all day, refusing to drink water, because boys who claim to be girls are in their bathrooms and they don’t want them there. Women prisoners are locked in cells with male sex offenders who simply “identify” as women. Female athletes are losing podiums, matches and safety. This isn’t inclusion - it’s the demise of women’s rights.

Prime Minister, some of your ministers say, “we need to protect trans rights”. With all due respect, sir, your government can protect so called trans rights without stripping rights from women and girls. Every other citizen manages to exist without demanding access to the opposite sex’s protected spaces. Why not try to get “trans rights” without destroying the rights of women and girls? Have you ever even tried? 

The fact that Labor hasn’t even mentioned Giggle v Tickle and women’s rights - while Liberals, Nationals, and One Nation politicians speak out - tells us everything. This week has been silence from the Labor Party. No trans visibility day parades on this one. No pride posts. Why? What don’t you want Australians to know?

You boast about your 50 per cent women in cabinet. Good for you - you can accurately recognise what a woman is when it suits you. But the rest of us aren’t allowed to without fear of punishment. And can I ask, if you filled that cabinet with 50 per cent trans women, would you still call it equality between men and women? Think about that.

While the UK, the United States and even New Zealand are waking up, rolling back the nonsense and restoring sanity and realizing that gender ideology is a failed experiment, your government is turning Australia into the laughing stock of the world. “Giggle v Tickle” isn’t just a punchline overseas - it’s proof Australia is upside down.

I want to tell you something really important: If you will lie about something as obvious as men being women, we can assume you will look us in the eye and lie about everything. 

Tell the truth. Fix the Sex Discrimination Act. Reinstate clear biological, accurate definitions of man and woman. Protect women, girls and single-sex spaces. Actually do something.

Because, at the moment, Mister Prime Minister, I’m doing your job for you.

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

It is that simple.

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

The Australian government says this bloke with a face that looks like a bag of moldy sprouts you found at the back of the fridge that you forgot about is a woman, and that's that.

Please don't share.

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

It is the day after #GigglevTickle and I haven’t woken up believing that men can be women. You can try & punish me for not believing it, but you can never make me believe it.

Men cannot be women.

[MaryCate Delvey @marycatedelvey]

@HelenWebberley Helen, you’re fucking retarded

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@AlanFlamer @mathsrick_ Thank you. Nearly everyone answering ASSUMED these are squares.

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@damekatydenise_ Cigar Scarborough

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@WomenAreReals @eva_kurilova Just wanted to say "Hi" to your other reader. I know the feeling. I threw away my undergraduate physics lecture notes a decade ago because I couldn't understand them.

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@SamaHoole Is Keith, producer of 4.5% fat milk, perhaps misnamed? Or is this just 'his' identity?

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@shhh_agent @ukvillafan @LollyEyesMF @ThomasWillett9 Noooooo!

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@AntiWokeMemes Bang on.

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@jk_rowling @goinglikeelsie Everything this woman says.

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@JBos6171992 @esme_saysno https://t.co/0zMisuePwB