Ed Gordon

Husband, Dad. Maker of flat pack furniture, grower of potatoes.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@petertimmins3 "The UK would be permanently poorer if it left the EU".

How can anyone defend Brexit in the face of this??

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@TheColinKee @eddwilson @BBCr4today They know it will save lives but they don't do it for ideological reasons.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@SkyNews

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@SkyNews +

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

I've put the fan in the kids room tonight but I'm lying here, melting, thinking that fans are really only for grown ups and the kids can buy their own fan.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

I'm curious what these guys mean when they say "Stop Starmer".

Which policies are they so afraid of?

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

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[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

It's not that they're evil.
(they are)

It's not that they're incompetent.
(they are)

They just don't think it's their job to involve themselves in these issues.

Hence, we'll hear a lot of "talks are ongoing" but there'll be no action as its just not part of the business model.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

So you were expecting the party of privatisation, small state ideology, sovereign individuals, solution by market forces and "individual responsibility" to step in to help in the cost of living crisis?

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@SkyNews And Sky amplifies their "outrage" for clicks.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

When it finally rains we're all gonna keep it dignified, yeah?

No acting like we're all suddenly in a Timotei commercial.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

Deep inside Mar-a-Lago, Eric is tattooing a detailed floor plan of Alcatraz on his Dad's back.

Don jnr. has been sent out to get a last Big Mac.

Ivanka is absent but would like you to know all about her fall collection. Jumpsuits are back in!!

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@pritipatel @NCA_UK What is this word salad?? I hope no-one is paid to write these tweets.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@HarveyFirestone Our union will be having a word with him about this behaviour.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

Climate change related drought is bad and everything, but at least British people will have something to talk about until the floods in the Autumn.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@YeOldeMMRF @BasitMahmood91 It doesn't need to be done at the drop of a hat. Incremental transition over several years is quite possible with political will.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

@SarahMcQueen27 @BasitMahmood91

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

"Sitting down" is the new clapping.

[Nadhim Zahawi @nadhimzahawi]

Many people are being impacted by high energy prices & are worried about the coming winter.

This is why I, @BorisJohnson & @kwasikwarteng sat down with the electricity sector today to agree to work together to ensure people are supported as global events drive energy costs.

[Ed Gordon @MumbleMonster_]

When some of the energy companies folded last year, did we produce/use any less energy as a result?

No.

Doesn't that raise an interesting question about the utility of these utility companies.

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

I’ve seen a confidential document from Lynton Crosby’s lobbying firm which advises Boris Johnson to ride roughshod over every convention and standard of propriety to pack the House of Lords.
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