Mumble’s Mumbles

quotes courtesy of @generalmumble - may be less than tasteful. run by @KoaPony. also consider @koaquips.

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I! WANT! FROOT LOOPS!
--and PUSSY!

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Then again, if I were the pussy, I could just be like......... "hellooo!!"

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I'll tip you five inches. ...and that's just the tip!
...That would be a horrible penis.

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Welcome back... To four nights at farty's.

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Can I make eye contact with you and smack your little lips?

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like an impolite little bozo

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Can I get a closer look with some vinegar?

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Sometimes I like to shit in my own mouth.

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(You seem happy.)
Ice cream.

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Buttfart McPoopshit

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That's the beauty of Minecraft. You can make space.

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Eat unt, buttercunt.

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I don't know WYD I'd do in this situation.

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The wah pedal is basically the sploink of rock music.

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"Condescent." It's the past tense of "condescended."

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Smee-- smee??? ... Smee froothie today!!

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I don't even like the concept of beef.

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@CaptainThrack

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You are refluffulously dicky!