Danielle

So old that my kids have kids. 🐺 A red wolf in mutton's clothing. 🐑

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

My plans for this evening have been cancelled again.

All dressed up with nowhere to go!

A solo bottle of champagne will help ease the annoyance.

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

I think Her Majesty might not have long left.

[The Standard @theLDNstandard]

The Queen to miss the State Opening of Parliament https://t.co/ukldV4uUof

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho I have a story about a creme egg that will put you off them for life.

Actually, knowing you, it might make you like them even more ha ha ha. x

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

Can you get stood up for a booty call? Asking for a friend.

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@rainie1410 Ha ha ha I forgot they existed!

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho You are bad. Love you x

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

Good morning Sinners,

Tell me about your Friday/Weekend sinning plans!

I need inspiration!

D x

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

Pssst I had a bottle of champagne to myself and I think it's the secret to a happy life dont' tell anyone

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho Come round, you can take pics

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho You have no idea. Text me for details x

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho Tell no one and you will come to no harm

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho Didn't mean it like that ya filthy wench!

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

After being swept off my feet all week, looking forward to not being on my feet once all weekend!

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

A bottle of prosecco to yourself is how to do Valentines properly!

Cheers to me and no one else!

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

Like RuPaul says: “If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

Happy Valentines Day everyone!

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho Just seen it. Phwoarrrr

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

Ha ha ha ha!

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho I know otherwise but no comment.

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho You're oldbashing and I will not stand for it

[Danielle @mumhasneedstoo]

@econympho We're the same in every way.