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26. She/her.

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Spotify making audiobooks its own subscription on top of my already $20 per month subscription should be a crime. This the downfall of spotify for me im so serious

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EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. There’s finally a *little* bit of money in my bank account. “Thank you for your auto payment” SHUT. THE. FUCK. UPPP!!!!!!!

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Kroger pickup has me so mad because why is every single piece of produce visibly moldy??? Like there is no “oops I didn’t see it” like this shit should’ve been tossed DAYS ago

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@wildfl0wermama I literally wore this costume when I was 12 LOL

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Reading becoming cool again is the best thing to happen in recent years

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@abbybcr Mine force me to listen to the soundtrack 100 times a day and they made me look up the voice actors so they could see who actually sang the songs 😅

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I can’t even be mad that my kids are obsessed with kpop demon hunters because the soundtrack is banger after banger

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I wish owlet would make a widget so I could just have my kids stats on my Home Screen

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@mamamorgann Yupp. He usually does big kids while I do the littles. Occasionally we’ll switch it up if someone asks for the opposite parent but that’s usually the preference.

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I cannot wait for school to start

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@nostromhoe I would give you a big ol fat smooch (with consent)

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Ngl receiving food stamps has been the glimmer of joy in this terrible and miserable situation. Being able to get myself a little treat I enjoy without having to worry about how I’ll pay rent afterwards is really nice.

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Is wicked appropriate for kids? The movie specifically? Like can I show it to my 6 and 4 year old without issue lol

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@nostromhoe Sooo anticlimactic. Literally it ended and I was like…that was it??? The idea had so much potential but was so poorly executed

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Sorry booktwt “Tender is the Flesh” is not worth the hype

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Serial killers literally will say they “just need food” or “just need money” to let your guard down so they can kill you. You enter my space and it’s over for ya buddy

[EmperorX @EmperorXLair]

@JonnyMicro So if I come to take bread from your house and my kids are starving, you will murder me?

Here is a scenario:
You hear a sound from your kitchen. You walk in with your gun and you see me holding your bread and soda. I raise my hands and say "I am hungry".
Will you shoot me?

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I learned more about Jesus from a fucking tomato than I have from any Christian nationalist ever

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I hate being a woman because what do you mean that my AC is set as low as possible and I’m still literally drowning in my own sweat!!!!! Release me from the shackles of my hormones please!!!

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Pregnancy ruined my body. I can’t eat garlic without getting sick now. What is the point in living.