Bev Edwards

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Given Subway have turned halal how long before they bring in Subway Sharia Law? Women forced to eat 2 foot subs under a black out curtain.

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

Aye
Bray
Cunt
Dunt
Ead
Fayt
Gawp
Int
Jammy
Kaylied
Leet
Mardy
Nowt
Owt
Proper
Quid
Reyt
Summat
Tarn
Uddersfield
Vexed
Wazzock
Yonder
Zonked

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Well fluff my feathers and wiggle me a worm, it's 4am so I am going to sing like Aled Jones on speed. *thinks the blackbird at my window*

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

Aye #GodsOwnCounty

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average fart travels at a speed of 7mph.

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

Ere lasses if thas art on date eres some 'Yorkshire' advice f'thee....."If tha f'get t'shave, it'll mek thee b'have!" #WomensDayTip

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

#MekUsABrew

[This Morning @thismorning]

Eyebrows are this season's big beauty trend, so ignore them at your peril says @hayleysparkes! http://t.co/EvrOpozxfu #Brows

[Bev Edwards @mummaeds]

@zoedwardsx lol I better get drinking it now x

[Bev Edwards @mummaeds]

"@UberFacts: Drinking just three cups of coffee a day can make women's breasts shrink." I must try this :)

[Bev Edwards @mummaeds]

Bet the little pigs think the wolf is back

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Simba cannot get a job or claim benefits because his visa has run out. Hakuna matata. Such is the Circle of Life. #benefitsstreet

[Bev Edwards @mummaeds]

Nothings ever simple in my life

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Some parents think teachers are toilet trainers, social workers, child carers, father figures and detention centres. They are mistaken.

[Bev Edwards @mummaeds]

Why would you be so nasty ??

[Bev Edwards @mummaeds]

What a nice person !!!!