Farles W. Chairbanks

If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?

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@KylieJaneKremer I wouldn’t have thought it humanly possible to be this deranged, this stupid and this pathetic.

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@BBWVivienneRose It’s appalling that every picture you post gets flagged for “adult content”, or some such shit. Even ones that don’t even show you. Thin women can do anything short of posting clips of actual sex and get by, but as soon as a fat woman posts one God damned thing...

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@MysterySolvents His next shiny Temu participation award.

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I don’t know if businesses keep up with what people say about them on Twitter any longer, but if they do, #Avianca, is there anything you can do to help? End.

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So, the trip is off, we handed #Avianca $1600 and we didn’t get anything from it. We did have a fun middle-of-the-night ride to and from the airport though, so there’s that. 6/?

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I’m not willing to put my daughter and me through a fourteen hour layover. I’m just not. I already missed a whole night of sleep, and I’m not going through that. They said they couldn’t put us on anything on Sunday or later. 5/?

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So. #Avianca...
If you fly to Central America, don’t fly Avianca.
My daughter and I were going to Honduras for a week. We got to the airport in the middle of the night for a four o’clock flight to find our tickets had been cancelled because I didn’t confirm the day before. 1/?

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I asked if she could do anything, she said, no, and said I could ask the desk again. I did. They can get us on a flight tomorrow, but it lands in San Salvador at eight in the morning, and the flight to San Pedro Sula doesn’t leave until ten at night. 4/?

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@Ivankatrumpne Well, he’s right, you know.

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@LePapillonBlu2 It’s like a kid playing baseball who complains that it’s unfair that the outfielder caught the ball he hit.

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@DougJBalloon It’s okay to acknowledge what’s happened, and how awful it all is. But then we have to shake it off and keep going. We are citizens. This is our job.

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@DougJBalloon Well, then we won’t. We’re stronger than we feel sometimes. But we have to keep fighting, keep hanging on. We can’t do that if we give in to despair. We’re citizens. Americans. This is our job. Not to give up. To keep fighting. It’s okay to have bad days. (Continue below)

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@TennantRob @MemesDouble @FriedLikeAFry @damintoell Who the fuck said anything about a pure democracy, fuckhead? We’re a representative democracy, which is a kind of democracy. The filibuster gives a minority an absolute veto over everything.

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@DEFendFURiously I can see you.

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@mmpadellan You’d think a guy with as much money as he says he has could find a makeup person who didn’t hate his guts.

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@kangaroos991 Low energy!