Have you noticed that the people in the most toxic relationships are always the ones who write an anniversary post saying "we've had our ups and downs", yeah, more than a fucking rollercoaster, hun ๐๐
No "Hun", I don't want more information about how I can earn money from home using my phone. Just because you're trapped in this scheme doesn't me I have to be ๐
#pyramidschemes#nothankyouhun
I keep getting the odd random friend request from people who I went to school with but didn't really talk to, so I add them cause why not right? Well, 100% of these people end up trying to sell me a form of pyramid scheme and I'm just saying, I've had enough... #pyramidschemes
canโt believe theres a man out there, enjoying his day, knowing fine well he was the person who ruined kfc chips forever. still havenโt ordered since as i dont want to eat literal cardboard. I hope youโre proud you big potato shagger
I had to delete my twitter because I had no space to update my phone. It then took me 12 hours trying to log in. So I'm having a great day so far, thanks for asking ๐๐ป
Am I the only one, that when I smell something funky like a fart, I always sniff harder one or two times just to see if I actually smelt that gross smell? #amitheonlyone