Cincinnati_co

Book lover || Crypto enthusiast || Certified Industrial Chemist|| Telemarketer|| Baby VA

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

'You're not married and you don't have children, what do you need money for?'

A statement only a goat could come up with.

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

“Why don’t we see you outside anymore”

Me indoors:

[BODE @neverelent]

You see that WhatsApp thing wey I go view status and emoji go dey pop up when I try to go next and e no go go, e dey rage bait me gan.

E fit make me mute you.

[Adiagha♡ @Adiagha0]

🥷: Sent you 30k for lunch

me: oh, you shouldn't have ....

Account balance: 30,522😂😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

you can lock in without deactivating your socials

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

“I’m blunt, i don’t sugarcoat”
If everyone was blunt as you, do you think there would be peace?

[Oma🦋 @Miriam463012901]

And the crazy part is, I know I’m nowhere near my peak yet 😭

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Not me, i am a hypocrite.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i just love when people remember things i have only mentioned once

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Girl go tell you no, the next resort for you na to call her ashawo.

Insecure niggas 😂😂😂😂

[Cherise🌸💕 @ceejay_writes]

If I call you “sir”
I’m putting a very large boundary and I want you to know your place.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I think ‘sense of urgency’ should be considered a love language.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.

- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

tolerating always turns to resentment btw

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I hate that jump thing my heart does when I see someone I haven’t seen in a long time because we had a fall out.

[Jide @jidechiemeka]

I’ve decided I will be leaving my house every single Saturday. I’m too young to be indoors.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

"i don't smoke, i only do vape"

😂🤣 vape na smoothie??

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I used to dream of being someone’s wife. Now I’m focused on becoming someone’s landlord.

[𓀎 @yapittarius]

another reason my grudges are so nasty is cuz i really do give people so much grace and it viscerally disgusts me when they take that for granted

[AY. @on_bami]

I feel rice and beans combo require more stew compared to ordinary rice.