Emy_Jakarta Ph.D💸💵💷💶

Socio Political Philosopher📚|Social marketer 👔 by Day|Drummer by night 🥁 Manchester United fan ⚽

[DonAza @DonAzag]

See as Edo people dey mock their Governor. Dey say na ai he be 🤣😂🤣

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Mr Macaroni that I was on my own ranting here about how the month of May was ALWAYS unfortunate for me, and how it already started with ‘Gbese’ as I accidentally damaged someone’s Lexus with my truck while trying to come out of a tight space, and he entered my DM to ask for the total cost of the damage on both cars to handle. Had to beg him to forget my own truck for me to fix. Sent me 600k just like that.

I was in a restaurant when I received that money, and I shed a few tears. Honestly not because I couldn’t afford it, but because I have hardly been a beneficiary of financial help in my life.

Also gave me and my wife $1k each as his birthday gift to us that same year.

Lost count of the times he dashed my workers wads of mint Naira while we were designing his house.

He’s my own celebrity abeg!
Love you Debo 🖤

[Ifeanyi Chukwuani @mindaffairss]

I'm now 31. I can't work as a graduate trainee in most banks or Fintech in Nigeria due to age.

Their criteria is always;
> below 27
> NYSC certificate
>2.1
> atleasg 1yr experience

But if I manage to stay alive till 75yrs, when my brain cells will need more sleep then I'll be more than qualified to be the president of Nigeria that will determine the existence of any bank or industry in the country.
A single Policy made by President Tinubu on May 29th 2023 threw over 30million people below poverty line.

He doesn't have a first class.
He didn't go to any university.
He's not young.

But he's qualified to rule Nigeria because the criteria to rule Nigerians is to be dubious and incompetent.

Make it make sense

We designed a system to have the best in Private sectors and the worst in Politics running the Affairs of the entire nation.

Judicious in Micro economics but dastardly stupid in macroeconomic conditions.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

As at when Peter Obi bought his First House in the UK in 1987 my Parents were still Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

Jim Ovia hadn't started Zenith Bank yet.

Elumelu had just finished NYSC and was a new staff at Union Bank.

Otedola had just become a Managing Director for the first time at Impact Press.

Dangote was still basically a young trader and hadn't moved into manufacturing yet.

Tinubu was still a mere staff at Mobil.

Pastor Chris was still a Student Pastor.

I could go on and on..

Is this the man you are comparing with the Forger in Aso Rock?

If not for Politics who's Wike, Umahi and even Tinubu to Speak when Obi is talking?
OBI IS COMING

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

Peter Obi lied.

He said he kept 150M USD in the bank, but now we can see it was 155M USD.

May Sango punish APC

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Ferdy @Burmese_Tyga_]

Gaddafi fell out with the entire west with threat to his life. He still had balls to attend the UNGA in NY, stayed in a tent in NY cos he didn't trust nobody.

Then there's this old criminal who is afraid to attend UNGA cos he's a bitch ass coward like the people he rules over.🙃

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We were really paying less than N20k for flights around Nigeria.

APC has killed us

[Emy_Jakarta Ph.D💸💵💷💶 @Muna_Ice]

@AfamDeluxo @Mr__Marquinhos

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We open this agenda in the name of the father, the son and the holyspirit 🙏🏾

Coooookkkkk

[Emy_Jakarta Ph.D💸💵💷💶 @Muna_Ice]

@elonhatedera @veeqthor abeg help me download

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“Nigeria politicians, if any of your persons come to my polling unit to snatch ballot box, the person will not return to you….

As a patriotic citizen, I won’t let you rig my 1 vote. No be gvn you go carry come? You go know say men dey.

I don’t have visa, na we wey dey dis country go repair am…as una politicians want to spoil the country and run away…”

— Man sounds a loud note of warning to political thugs.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Ok, there’s nothing we will not hear in Nigeria.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

A man tells you he left 2billion naira and another 75billion naira in a state government account number in First Bank, in the year 2014 after he left office as governor of Anambra.

He told you the amount,
He told you the bank account number,
He told you the name of the bank,
He told you the amount he left.

He then crowns it all by saying IF you find his claims to be false, he will stop campaigning. The state governor should simply post the statement account for the state in 2014 to disprove him IF he is lying. But the foolish governor of the state is busy making stupid statements.

My goodness. This is not even about politics. But Peter Obi is just simply exemplary and exceptional.

Okwute na man you be!!!!

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

An Emirati citizen was surprised before traveling to find that his passport had expired. He went to the passport renewal section at the Dubai Airport and obtained a new passport in just 8 minutes.

Nigerians will think this is AI,
Or maybe this is a movie.

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“Please people should help because they are kpa-ing people on daily basis inside the forest in Etche LGA. There are more victims inside the bush, they are selling human parts.

Almost 7 persons were un@lived in my presence….they took a nude pic of me, with another girl who is asthmatic. The lady eventually died on my lap…”

-Lady speaks out, recounts her ordeal in the hands of kïdn@pp£rs inside the forest in Etche LGA, Rivers State and seeks for help to help rescue the people still in captivity.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

Obviously it should be illegal for a female president to get pregnant right? Like cuz what if she gets postpartum depression and blows up a country

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

So, even ECOWAS saw that INEC under Mahmoud Yakubu uploaded a picture of a woman taking her bath on IREV just to rig election for Tinubu🤷‍♂️

When Peter Obi said he won the 2023 election, he knew he really won the election.

[POK @real_POK]

A woman kills her 3 kids, gets $3M on GoFundMe, and receives endless support.

Meanwhile, the lone Black juror who stood his ground to convict her gets publicly shamed.

Society is completely broken

[Jm.autos🚗 @WilJay_1]

Peter Obi said something that made me pause.

Since Nigeria gained independence in 1960, not a single Nigerian born after independence has become President of Nigeria, every president we've had was born before independence.

Yet for decades, we keep hearing!

"Leaders of tomorrow"

Tomorrow has been waiting for 66 years.