Master Chief

UI Dev. | Human. | Culer. 🦦

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

The Johannesburg duel between Iron Man and mind-controlled Hulk was peak MCU entertainment.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lamine Yamal on facing Marc Cucurella in Clasico: “Look, I told him that he will start the first match but by second he will already be a substitute…

…because I'm going to eat him alive”, told Cope.

[Marshall D Belolli🇪🇸🇨🇴 @Marshal7belloli]

Kid near me asked why the ball bounce everytime jewd touches it

[Akinkunmi @samadakin01]

Yesterday: “Olise with two great assists to Mbappé.”

Today: “Gordon should be grateful Kane is the one finishing those passes.”

[‘O #FlickOut 🇸🇩 @etoregen]

Since this tweet:
Anderson to City - €130m
Fernandes to Spurs - €100m
Tonali to Spurs - €100m
Hecke to Spurs - €70m
Palestra to Chelsea - €60m
Brown to Bayern - €60m

but I’m supposed to believe that €70m for Gordon was “too much”?

[♟️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮🇲🇦🇸🇳 @dreeezabz]

Red rose white ceiling

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

forgot you can’t ask oldhead for advice. i showed my uncle this post and he said verbatim “this why i be beating bitches”

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

😂😂😂

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”

Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”

[Akira || Ratchet + Drift's Conjunx Endura @DratchetsJunxie]

Ill never get over the fact they just slimed him cause his car model was retired and GMC was tired of supplying the model to the studio 😭

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

@JayZ0verrat3d 😂😂

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

@Melllviiin 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Anthony Gordon: “Harry Kane is having a season that only has ever been beat by Leo Messi, the greatest footballer of all time”.

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

@BLouu 😂😂

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

😂😂😂

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

Bro summarized the bread wtff😭😂

[Nèátàz @Ntz61076349]

@NoodleHairCR7 Actually messi is the one who stopped mbappe from going back to back 😏

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

😂😂😂

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Nah bro.... i'm still legit dumbfounded Jaylen Brown's value is 36 year old Paul George and a big mac combo

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

WE TRADED OUR 10+ YEAR HOMEGROWN SUPERSTAR FOR PAUL GEORGE???????? PAUL GEORGE?????????

[blue @bluewmist]

i'm in love with this quote:

"if you're persistent, you'll get it. if you're consistent, you'll keep it. and if you're grateful, you'll attract more of it."

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

@DailyGistWithD @alani419 😂😂😂

[Master Chief @munaoneoneseven]

@treborfacts Fucking madness