MUNCH Onion

Model United Nations Conference Press Core

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Thank all of you for all of your support!! My actual twitter is @TToad18

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Japan's population is getting so old the country has voted to become a permanent retirement home #munchxv

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Global recession finally reaches Abu Dhabi, Mercedes polishers are moved to only 35 hour work week #munchxv

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New healthcare program; ISIS-care
Just like Obamacare but website more consistant #munchxv

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In order to bring more attention to the otherwise boring topic, ECOFIN has hired Kim Kardashian as their public spokesperson #munchxv

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Turkey still trying to explain to the US public that Turkey is also a country #munchxv

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BREAKING NEWS: The delegates from North and South Korea just realized they they grinded on each other last night #munchxv

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Nepal still wishes that its name could be used in pickup lines like Djibouti #munchxv

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Koch brothers start buying elections in other countries, mitt Romney to be next Prime Minister of Greece #munchxv

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Saudi Arabia mad at falling oil prices, buys everyone at UN a hummer #munchxv

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Iceland trademarks 'meltland' in response to the global warming crisis #munchxv

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New Updates from the Onion: https://t.co/XzpYy3wZr2
and an Op-Ed in the Guardian! https://t.co/JK0AWe3tKi

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The local Walgreens had the Interview for rent in the device they called Redbox. Awaiting orders for the destruction of the establishment.

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Anyone going to the collection of socially awkward delegates grind fest tonight? #munchxv

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ECOFIN: Illegal drug sales now part of GDP, Columbia now wealthiest country in the world #munchxv

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You know that you didn't do your research when other delegates have to define stuff for you #munchxv

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Every news reporter at the press conference: "This question is for Russia..."
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Colombian delegate to American delegate: "I really liked breaking bad, except in Columbia it is called 'an average life'." #munchxv

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Swedish delegate declares ABBA and Ikea the greatest economic resources of the country #munchxv

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Greece in ECOFIN: "Why don't we just print more money?" #munchxv