Max!!!

(He/Him/They) idc you can use any pronouns 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜 🏳️‍⚧️ 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 don't take what I say seriously, I'm mostly shitposting

[. @FKAY0NCE]

wake up

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

Hi guys.

I want to announce that, thanks to the help of a mighty hero and his pet we all know, I have been freed from Lex Luthor's captivity. The posts I've shared over the past few days, portraying Lex Luthor and LuthorCorp positively, do not reflect my true thoughts and are absolutely not genuine. I have never represented, supported, or intended to represent any evil ideology, and I never will. I am safe now and I think we should all thank this hero in the cape who saved my life :)

I offer my deepest gratitude to the Emperor Victor von Doom, his pet tiger Gunther and the Latveria Ministry of Multiversal Affairs for their interdimensional intervention that helped me. I offer them my absolute loyalty until death.

I will return in Avengers: Doomsday 🙏

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

the whitest westerner u know just fell to their knees in their moms basement

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

they will say this and genuinely believe they’re challenging the establishment lmao

[NullVainill @NullVainill619]

"fat ladies lovers" when they see that a ladie is truly fat and not just "huge ass and tits"

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

in terms of internet culture it absolutely has to be hatsune miku. in general probably jesus followed by mickey mouse

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

This is cool and all, but how am I supposed to know how to feel if I don’t know how old he is?

[イリヤ🏳️‍🌈 working on comms 🧚‍♀️ @omgktoeto]

⭕️

#janka #gachiakuta

[Mario @mackolor]

// not a real mario fan

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

Deadpool➡️Backrooms

[𝗎𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖾 🇲🇦🇳🇴🇵🇹 @cocuuuuus]

"I am... the author"

[*leslie @LEZB0B0MB]

hollywood execs see a rapist portrayed as the villain and immediately feel the need to do something about it

[Davy Jones @YoSoyDavyJones]

¿Por qué a la gente les gusta hacersela de santurrones como si la mitad de creativos de la industria animada no fueran unos pajeros?

[marrtydom @marrtydom]

“are you a disney adult?”

“no i’m a kingdom hearts fan”

[kole @kole27371371]

@noinconsistency The nazis who fetishize anime have all hung themselves

[🌈Rex🦴 TEAM TRAGEDY 🎭 @ThatRabidDog]

I need EVERYONE to listen to the larping tombstone RIGHT NOOOW

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit

[Max!!! @munchamacoochie]

@LexaInsane @Trandlesnatch Your fake intellectualism is astonishing

[Max!!! @munchamacoochie]

@LexaInsane @Monopoly907 @ToonyCherry_ This bit isn't cleaver nor funny

[Max!!! @munchamacoochie]

@LexaInsane @Trandlesnatch I'm not arguing with you because liberalism isn't a political party it's an ideology. You've proved to me you're a dumbass