“Everyday irritations”?
How about the everyday irritation of people feeling unsafe in their own towns, women and children literally getting dragged off the street and assaulted, struggling to pay their bills, and watching the country lurch from one crisis to the next?
But brilliant - at least if we ever manage to afford a holiday, we can correct a typo for free.
Absolutely world-changing stuff. Read the bloody room.
Might come in handy, mind - given the state of border control, apparently getting into Britain is easier than most of us can afford to get out of it.
Absolute muppet! 🖕🏻