Jeannette Lane

loves life and my soapbox

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@GylesB1 @therosebudpod @thismorning I really love seeing you on This Morning you put the sunshine and humour back in my grey Cancer ridden world. Thank you very much

[Lisa @lisareality1]

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”
“You don't?"
“No.”
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.”
"Don't have one.”
"Ipad?"
"Nope.”
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

[Chris Hobbs @obbsie]

Feeling a bit p*ssed off with lying politicians. Watch this & stick with it.

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@annasuegr With the state the planet why are you asking

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@PaulBrandITV That is a disgusting amount of profit when so many of their customers are struggling to pay their bills. Me included

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@ajridgeley @NetflixUK I watched it yesterday. I loved so many good memories x

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

#bbclaurak just caught the end of your programme talking about policing. From my experience antisocial behaviour has gone down as it’s a waste of time reporting it as the police are ineffective

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@Fern_Britton A very good friend of mine is being stalked by a man who keeps breaking into her house a damaging property. He’s also been in her bedroom. When she called the police and described him they told her who it is then told her to go to her doctor and get some sleeping tablets !!!

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@jamesmartinchef I was in tears watching the great Brian Turner. He’s always been one of my favourites. Life can be so cruel but it’s great to see him fighting back

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@thismorning No

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@Cherylbaker Not me 🤣🤣

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@thismorning when will all politicians stop calling for a general election as this won’t help the stability of the country. It will just cost more money for the country

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@MarkL83 My deliveries by Evri here are superb. Always on time with the same lovely delivery man who is always very polite. I do feel for you as I know they are always crap in Nottingham

[Mark Tait @marktait78]

Longest cow in the world.

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@obbsie We need an angry button on twitter. I am so disgusted by this mayor and his views.

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@Detective1798 I’ve managed to escape from having it so far

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@obbsie I think the Daily Mail should look at the fiction they print before starting on our brilliant and heroic police force

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

#saturdayjamesmartin watched you with those luscious steaks today. I always go for flatiron steaks which I do fairly rare you'd be pleased to know. Just wondered why they didn't get a mention

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

I have had a few enquiries about my pollution verse. Here’s the finished effort in full:

[Jeannette Lane @munchie48]

@FoundationRigby Already follow and retweeted. Good luck