Altarboy

Land Surveyor.

Everything is figureoutable.

#EndPoliceBrutalityKE

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Asked her out.
She said "ew"

"Ew" backwards is "we"
"We" sounds like "oui"
"Oui" is French for yes

Great success❤️🙏🏽

[$ @jxtsummer]

you gotta learn to heal without venting to everyone

[Sakthi @sakthi_vetri1]

This is what you call real presence of mind... 💔💔🔥

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Such a weird way to admit you are a puppet.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y’ALL WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE LEAVE WORK, GO HOME, EAT, SHUT THE DOOR, SCROLL THROUGH THEIR PHONE UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP, AND ENJOY THEIR LITTLE WORLD. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Dieu nous a donné des mains parfaites pour gratouiller les animaux et au lieu de faire ça on a inventé le travail

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

This is a generational meme right there

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Fun fact: It's NOT possible for the earth to be flat because if it was, capitalism would have exploited it by now. The “ends of the earth” would be tourist destinations with theme parks and hotels and a damn swing set that would let you swing over the edge.

[𝐒 𝐎 𝐑 𝐄 @wibsore]

I have also experienced the same thing 🤣

[PRIEST🇵🇹 @onlyonepriest1]

Me running back to question 2 after question 7 reveals the answer:

[trin @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

if my son does this here he'll never touch an iPad again 🙌

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Remember the Crown Paints ad? This is what we gave up for soulless AI generated garbage. But then again it takes actual talent to make such an ad. This is the best Kenyan advertisement ever made, bar none

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Nyumba kama hii unaishi na helmet kama mtu wa nduthi 24/7!

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

WHAT THE FUCK

This is real

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Who does lil bro think he is💀

[Drug Lord🇵🇹🇧🇷 @jonniemuch]

Whole time ni maombi ya mzazi😂