what do you mean next week I have to go back to working 40+ hours instead of reading whole books and going to movies in the middle of the day and getting drunk on my couch. haha what do you mean
even for sleep it’s like, I’ll not have trouble falling asleep, I’ll sleep for a great amount of time, I should feel fantastic, but instead it’s like, great I slept for 9 hours and I am tired all day anyway
having trouble explaining to the algo that I don’t want to see Wednesday fandom stuff… I don’t know who Enid is and I don’t care about her gay feelings…
My date: I think I really have to go
Me: [getting between her and the door, using my remote to queue up the song Wichita Lineman by Glen Campbell for the 4th time in a row] You just need to hear it one more time
What do you think is the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard someone claim to be the originator of? there was someone on here who used to say they invented hating on the charmin bears