First time in 8 years, Deutsche Bahn came and left very precisely on time. And I was 20 seconds late for the first time.
DB's even rare punctuality is working against me.
So we were supposed to have an INTERNAL "ISO-27001 REHEARSAL audit" today.
I joined the meeting remotely, only to see the REAL auditor asking me weird questions; which my ex-boss should be answering (he quit).
Tried this new full honesty approach and said:
- "I have no idea" ๐คฃ
I have an ex developer from my one of old companies.
Now in another company, I'm following him from LinkedIn.
Experience section goes like ๐
1. Developer at aCompany (2 years)
2. CEO at xSnackCompany (1 year)
3. Developer at aCompany (3 years)
4. CEO at Another Snack C.
wtf๐
German meeting, 6 attendees, 4 cities.
All cameras off, because pictures freeze. People taking screenshots of the screens they want to share & pasting into Teams chat; because that also freezes. ๐
In an english meeting with english, chinese, brazilian, palestinian guys, as a turkish. I get everyone fine, but my brain is out there doing olympic gymnastics between accents.
every 15 seconds: "wait which accent are we on now?" checks notes "all of them. simultaneously."
Once I read somewhere, that "in a crowded family, one of the siblings will witness the funeral for every other sibling".
Being the youngest of 10+ siblings, and also having lost two already, that seemingly simple sentence is growing heavier each day.