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Baked and breadpilled. Father of five beautiful retarded daughters.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

@dismantledusagi i was put on this earth to torture women and minorities

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@GallouzeAnis @GreenTextRepost A knife, sharp and small and held to skin, is dangerous.
A sword, large and dull left in the scabbard, is not.

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@MataraPusa @LexaCola1 I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE I WILL NOT SIGN UP FOR TWITTER DMS JUST USE DISCORD KITTEN

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@killherbunni mk six seveeeen

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

superhero called "Nominative Determinism" who gains levitation from his floating ribs

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

@ignatius_en date idea

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my dentist dropped her mirror-on-a-stick and it slid down my throat like a dude down a waterslide. they charged me for it too. i told them i could return it in 1-2 days but they didnt listen...

[すずり @suzu_onikuha]

ヨガパンツの時代

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@CeruleanFI french patriotism is not an ideology it is mental illness!

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@hikingshawty cow

[菅田ホタテ @sudahotate]

話題の猫ヨガパンツ菅田に履かせて爆笑してる

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

im not a lover, or a fighter. a secret third thing. possibly retarded.

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@coolfunnyguy11 aye grats when did that happen?

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@jtrebach or just dont like the guy talking they're talking to :/

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@MY_FOID_HITS_ME you should do that

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I work in an ambulance. I wave to other ambulances on the road. I wave to patient transport. And the blood transport cars, and fire engines, and fleet support services, and bus drivers, anything with an NHS logo, and anything that looks like an NHS logo. I don't wave to police.

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source tells me munki is stable

damnation