Alejandro Muñoz

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

@grok can you make this pictures into a cartoon version

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

From the windows, to the wall.

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

Tired. AF.

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

Currently 0 for 2 for the free burritos @ChipotleTweets

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

I’m really tired of always wearing a mask.

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

@billyeichner what the actual fuck! Just watched all your episodes on Netflix and I’m mad at myself about not knowing you earlier. #FORADOLLAR

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

Netflix shows be 🔥 right now.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

If you like eating her Muffler........it might not be the right time to do it

[David Freese @DavidFreese]

😂😂😂😂😂😂that’s it? What a f*#*!!! joke. I’m old, retired, out of the game so screw my thoughts but damn lol. All people want is something from the heart if it’s there. Something!!

[rachelsennottfanaccount @evafernandagrza]

so we were playing wii sports

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump claims he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body. That actually might be possible, given he’s nothing more than a lying sack of horseshit.

[Victah @VicMawmah]

Pikachu to Ash when they first met:

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

Why does my daughter always have to cuddle with me at night. Like damn, give me my space already 🙄 jk I love it 😍

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

I really ain’t shit

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

[Enrique Hernández @kikehndez]

Tomorrow’s BP attire

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

7 Eleven has them extra espresso shots.

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

I need coffee for sure.

[Alejandro Muñoz @munozalex27]

I need to head to Mexicali and hit up the strip clubs. #LIT