Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️

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[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

Honestly, neither.

[Heras ClosetNG @herasclosetNG]

This Or That

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

And it’s not the first time 😭💔
I don’t learn

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

I see why our Gran’s wore di-vriskot (old day phinifa) to clean - some bleach fell of my leggings and I can already see the discoloration 😭😭

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

@Katleho_18 😂😂 true, I have serial constipation anyways - it doesn’t come unless forced 🤷🏽‍♀️ to which is usually at home

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

@Katleho_18 😂😂 Nna I advocate for pooping when you can

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

@Katleho_18 🤣😭 you one said we need to spend for Him to make provision - you ruined me

[Poonam @Aiwithpoonam]

STOP SAYING 'SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY' IN EMAILS.

IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU POLITE. IT MAKES YOU LOOK DISORGANIZED.

HERE ARE 6 PHRASES THAT SKIP THE APOLOGY AND GET STRAIGHT TO WORK:

[Reji @RejiYates]

Don’t get played. I hate cooking.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

The beauty of Miss Universe Uganda 🇺🇬 is mesmerizingly gorgeous 💯

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

Can we do a thread of what you ordered and what you got?

Shein edition. Please quote.

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

@_asemahle_n lol you’ve joined the circle of trust?

[Dr Nasiphi Moya @nasiphim]

This flag 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

BAFANA BAFANA!!!!!!!

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

@JanaSwart1 😂❤️

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

South Africa's 20-year-old Bayanda Walaza has won the Men's 100m at the Ostrava Golden Spike in Czech 🇨🇿 with a time of 9.94 seconds.

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

@Read_Meee You were wrong - it was her birthday, not a normal evening deserving of a ‘normal evening call’

That probably means you didn’t even get her anything for her birthday either ?

[Furthest Thing 🧘🏽‍♀️ @muntu__za]

@onyinyechiii_ But have you seen how many SAns watch Uche Montana, Uchenna Mbonabo, Ruth Kadiri and Omoni on YouTube?

[AKA @akaworldwide]

SOUTH AFRICA is a fucking miracle, and BEING SOUTH AFRICAN is a fucking honor and a privilege. Don’t let anyone ever tell you any other nonsense!!!! 🇿🇦💯

[DrMusa @DrMusaMthombeni]

My favourite South African expression that will help us on the internet over the next few weeks is “ OKSALAYO!!!”