Boss Moves

chubby lives matter 🇿🇼

[🗿 @boymanagerx]

De jong "I love this club man, I just wish we got paid"

Gabriel Jesus :

[Badnis @coolmike00]

Ice Cube saying Drake only has a 3 year run at the top of the rap game then it’s over… This was in 2018 👀

Fast forward Drake has been the number 1 rapper every year since 2015 till 2026 and counting…. These guys have been praying on Drake’s downfall for the longest😭🥀

[Gaetan Tout Simple. @GTSytb]

Je suis en train d’imaginer Cristiano Ronaldo dans ce championnat je suis mort de rire 😂🤣

Il serait en course pour les 1500 buts actuellement.

[G@vin @Gavin22j]

Brighton are always good in transfer business. They signed Carlos Baleba to replace Moses caicedo, Baleba turned out to be even better than caicedo. Now they've signed another baller to replace Baleba,in two years he'll be worth more than £130m watch out on him, his name is chema Andrés.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Christian Romero acting all tough until he finally met Cristiano Ronaldo😭

[Uber West Ham @UberWestHam]

Proper Cunt 💩🖕🏼

[KDC Global @KDCGlobal_]

You can see Rooney trying to downplay Ronaldo but Brown refused and gave him his f**king flowers 💐 🐐

It’s insane Ronaldo survived careers with people that will put him down in a heartbeat 🤦🏽

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Your dream was to play for Real Madrid, and they released an official statement saying they don’t want you 😭

[autocorrect2.0 @autocorrect2_0]

In the Bible, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights.
Day 41 came and the rain stopped.
Moses committed murder & hid in the desert for 40 years.
Year 41 came, and God called him to help rescue Israel.
Moses went up on the mountain for 40 days.
On day 41, he received the Ten Commandments.
The Israelites wandered in the wilderness for 40 years.
Year 41, they walked into the Promised Land.
Goliath taunted Israel for 40 days.
Day 41 came, and David slew him.
Jonah preached a message of repentance to Ninevah for 40 days.
On day 41, God stopped His plan to destroy them.
Jesus fasted and was tempted for 40 days.
Day 41, and the devil fled.
After His resurrection, Jesus appeared to His disciples for 40 days.
On day 41, He ascended into Heaven.
All this to say…don’t quit. The rain will stop, the giant will fall, and you will enter your “promised land.” Don’t give up at 40.
41 is coming.

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

Rooney still trying his best to downplay Cristiano’s 07/08 season, only for Wes Brown to completely shut him down. Brown explicitly admitted you gladly take the extra defensive work when the man ahead of you is a lethal, game-winning weapon. Pure envy from Rooney, as usual.

[Sanga @kisoyiro]

When Manchester United isn't in the top 10 spenders, lists are expanded to 13 🤣🤣🤣

[The Bimmer Guy 🚘 @detta1z]

Jeremy Clarkson has never exactly been shy about criticising BMW.

So when he calls the M3 the best saloon car, you pay attention.

And honestly, that’s what makes the M3 so difficult to replace. It can be a daily driver, a long-distance car and a genuinely serious performance machine without completely sacrificing one quality for another.

Different generations have done it differently, but the formula has always been the same:

Four doors. Six cylinders or more. Rear-wheel-drive DNA. And far more capability than you usually need.

Has the M3 earned the title, or is there another saloon that deserves it more?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Mr Humble’ drops the most arrogant piece of shameless bragging in the history of sport. Hilarious.

[|fan|TreyJR @UTDTreyJn]

No player in Manchester United history be it past present future to come will ever leave man United and call another club bigger not even when Cristiano Ronaldo left for Real Madrid , I repeat

NO SINGLE PLAYER PAST OR PRESENT OR FUTURE CAN DO WHAT ENZO FERNANDEZ DID TO CHELSEA.

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

WATCH | Tendai Humbasha Maduwa, popularly known as Sensei Tendai, posted a video explaining a frightening incident he experienced while driving from Harare to Bulawayo.

According to Tendai, a drunk driver tried to overtake three vehicles at once, including a truck with three trailers and his vehicle, which was also overtaking another car. The reckless move nearly caused a fatal head-on collision with an oncoming vehicle.

Tendai said he had to drive completely off the road and swerve to regain control of his vehicle. He said it was only a matter of seconds before the drunk driver could have crashed head-on into the oncoming car.

He tried to get the driver to stop for almost 40km, but the driver refused. When he eventually stopped, Tendai discovered that he was heavily intoxicated.

@PoliceZimbabwe

[Col. Sebastian Moran @MyBearNinja]

This is an elite level of pettiness I find inspiring

[MUFC Academy @mufcacademy91]

From “I’ve been a scapegoat for a long time, which isn’t fair!” and United being the problem…

To Campeonato Brasileiro Série A at 26.

All the best, mate. ❤️

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

So after leading Chelsea to, er, 6th, 4th and 10th placed finishes, and no domestic trophies, and blowing up his team’s chances in a World Cup final, Man City have concluded Enzo Fernandez is worth more than Chelsea paid for him. Remarkable stuff

[JBS @jbsticks]

Think we are witnessing the first time a club has won the Premier League and subsequently becoming less attractive to players. They’re not rated at all.

[𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐨 😎 @Denoe_23]

They got the Tupac killer before we replaced Luke Shaw.