Mikey Mayes

I don't like your attitude.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

Hi, old friend.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

You think Jesus was ever just like

"bruh"

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

Honestly, I'm ok with the world ending. White dudes were getting really good at basketball.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

You've got red on you...

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

How old were you when you found out aliens spoke spanish?

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

Spiders are ugly and I hate them.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

Awwwwww yeeeeeaaaa!! Gonna have em jumpin tonight

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

The smile says it all. Let me paint your clothes!

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

I'm nervous, uncomfortable, and tired. I'm in a good place.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

You think human traffickers ever worry about rush hour?

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

Art is dumb and I hate it.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

Maaaannnnnnn.... listen.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

I fell in love with a girl from the Bronx.
Ever since then my brain has felt like spaghetti.

I regret nothing.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

All I wanted today was a good day. Maybe some head. Maybe some ice cream, but now here we are 1:30 in the fucking morning No bj. No ice cream. and I just found out crocodiles hunt people.

Sun can't shine every day I guess.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

Nights like this make me wonder if wrestling grizzly bears is even as hard they make it out to be.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

My secret favorite thing is actually my real favorite thing, but since it's a secret it doesn't count.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

At some point you gotta stop and ask yourself "how much time am I really saving by being an asshole?"

Plot twist: you're actually just wasting it.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

You're capable of anything.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

When I eat oatmeal I like to pretend its space food. It's way more enjoyable that way.

[Mikey Mayes @mupNasty]

I don't put sugar in my tea anymore. The adult me is proud, but the black me is losing his shit.