Theet

[Theet @mupetheet]

Tony saying he had a miscarriage and Cap saying no We had a miscarriage

[Theet @mupetheet]

Tony saying he had a miscarriage and Cap saying no We had a miscarriage

[Theet @mupetheet]

@CrankyFed @aelfred_D Divine comedy

[CBM Shots @CBMshots]

Avengers: Endgame

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

“I heard voices telling me to do it.”

That’s called a thought. You can describe it in vague out of body terminology, but what you meant is you had a thought.

[Heist @mapeslover69]

Imagine when she gets a not guilty on re-trial and then she rolls past a daycare with a bunch of kids playing outside and gets up like Gehrman, The First Hunter at the end of Bloodborne

[autist @litteralyme0]

real

[Theet @mupetheet]

@litteralyme0 Only one of those methods work

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

It's strange that humans have a stronger instinctual reaction to spiders than mosquitoes, when the later is far more dangerous.

[Theet @mupetheet]

@MeltingSnowBro Spider: eight legged abomination, a fugitive from hell
Mosquito: flying bag of stolen blood

[Theet @mupetheet]

@mapeslover69 Then the credits role with the most ominous music playing

[Theet @mupetheet]

@wintrfulrainbow @baggins1986 @For_Film_Fans You have no idea how low that bar is and still I'm morally superior

[Jeremy Stamper 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @jeremymstamper]

Wrong. I get looked at by these types of women all the time. I know because I hear them say “ew.”

[Theet @mupetheet]

@memeticsisyphus Women don't have internal monologue and when, by chance, they unlock it, they go batshit crazy

[Theet @mupetheet]

@jxysuss @MCUPerfectGifs Like I was on crack

[Theet @mupetheet]

@jeremymstamper Stay strong soldier, your time will come(in another life)

[Theet @mupetheet]

@CBMshots Loki's death hit harder than crack on a workday

[Theet @mupetheet]

@dyingscribe She killed three of her children and het lawyer broke ever ethical guidelines to get her acquitted. Do you think they will draw the line at intimidation. This is not even about the juror who held his ground this time; this is for the next batch of jurors that willl come

[Theet @mupetheet]

@Lamest371438 5'9 is taller than 90 percent of girls. You'll be fine.

[Theet @mupetheet]

@sadreturns Holy shit! I thought it was 2025 and we were going for 2026. I lost a year of my life