Sean Lay

I have an unnatural love for Kim Possible and I won't drink blue liquids...they give me the willies...that is a good summation of me.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

HEY CHICAGO, WHADAYA SAY?

#MagicBrew

[Lance Allan @lanceallan]

On @CBS58 the heart and soul of the 82 Brewers, Jim Gantner hopes that World Series memory is put to rest and new history made this year: https://t.co/ms7M3wPRYR #Brewers

[Lance Allan @lanceallan]

Our @CBS58 exclusive. How Paul Molitor appreciates his World Series ring with Toronto but it would have meant more in Milwaukee. And his message to Pat Murphy to get it done: https://t.co/SZBVN2h49d #Brewers

[Lance Allan @lanceallan]

MIZ alert #Brewers

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

All appropriate. Oh, and.....fuck you and everything you love @elonmusk

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

Urge the Milwaukee Brewers to Re-sign Willy Adames - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/N5YZepUE4y via @Change

[Lance Allan @lanceallan]

So far Jordan Love is putting on a clinic #Packers

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@lanceallan The love doctor

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@PapaJohns It did not work. Please have someone email me at [email protected] I submitted a request for this yesterday through your customer request portal and have not heard anything

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

Is this ehat you call quality @PapaJohns ? This is how my pizza just arrived.

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@AskPapaJohns I've been trying message you since yesterday and it keeps saying it failed

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@dolfan316 At least I didn't get double olives.

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

I ordered dinner from @cousinssubs and it said I was getting a free cookie. This was in the cookie wrapper when I opened it. Congratulations, Cousins...you've now started a blood feud.

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@WinksThinks stealing signs should 100% be part of the game. It would be like telling NFL teams they're not allowed to call audibles after reading the other side's scheme

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@RamieIsTweeting for this draft mockery, I'll remind you of this perfect tweet from last year

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

. @RamieIsTweeting Cooper Kupp has the most punchable face in sports. Every time I see him I think of Brad Pitt beating the shit out of Jared Leto in Fight Club

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

We already know we have the best broadcast team in sports, but having to watch a game without @SophiaMinnaert, @BrewersFanCamp, @JLevering4 or @BAndersonPxP calling it is like sitting through a sales presentation about a new shade of white copy paper.

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

Thanks @Mark_Baden !

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@RamieIsTweeting if it was her imapct/input because of distance to L.A. and temperature, why would Denver be an option he wants to go to? Just as cold, no where hear Holywood.

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@RamieIsTweeting @TimAllenRants no might ducks!? Cmon!

[Sean Lay @muppetlogic]

@1250AMTheFan QB interception rating when a lot of them are due to WRs tipping the ball or dropping it and it's not the QB fault