Dmitri Puppens

Not really a Muppet, not really a man, mostly kale. (Parody account)

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

I am available to officiate the wedding. Is an Enochian service okay? https://t.co/ptJDbfALMr

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

I'm at #Megacon today at A367 (near start of 800 aisle of vendors). Come see me...or else the kale gets it!

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

I really should've lint rolled my mouth before I shot this! How embarassing. #puppethygiene

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

This #mishapocalypse thing is so 2013...how about #mishinception

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

Can't be @mishacollins for #mishapocalypse, already AM 😲 Please enjoy representation of resulting existential crisis

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

Trouble? Me...? Never! https://t.co/9NIENJzdzj

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

I hear that @muppetmisha is at #Nashcon causing trouble. 🙄 Find him near the @LoudenSwain1 booth.

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

I feel a great disturbance in...wait, wrong franchise. Better find an ensign uniform, if @WilliamShatner is plugging for me! #BellLetsTalk

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

@MichyRus well, I guess I better hashtag #BellLetsTalk in case he can get me a part! I'm a great sycophant/minion. @house_of_darkly

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

@MichyRus @house_of_darkly did he get cast as god? When did that happen? Should I #DAD

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

I AM very skilled. And I read all my mentions 😘 #BellLetsTalk https://t.co/rkZAaEw8Pp

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Hey @mishacollins are you following @muppetmisha? He can teach you things, like how to LT! #BellLetsTalk

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

Phew! That's a lot of work. They don't teach livetweeting in Drama School. Thanks for letting me hang with the cool kids! #Supernatural

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

S/O to Mr. Robbie "I did not forget that dangling thread that bugged you" Thompson, gang. #Supernatural

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

For the record, Cas would definitely Dorothy in the streets, Rose between the sheets. #GoldenGirls #Supernatural

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

Let's all take a sec to get: @rthompson1138 thought seriously about Winchesters' Golden Girls crushes. For work. #Supernatural #BellLetsTalk

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

YEAH, get it, ladies! Kick it in the ass. #Supernatural #IntoTheMystic

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

Trying to unravel the Inception level matroyshka doll that is @mishacollins performance in these scenes. My head hurts. #Supernatural

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

There's a spell that makes everything into a fridge magnet? Sounds handy for coralling unruly kids. Or co-stars. #Supernatural

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

.@Dee_Wallace can hold my hand for an awkwardly long time any time she wants. Loving having her on #Supernatural

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

Nice job casting a deaf actress, #Supernatural. Cool for the plot and for representation, and she's great

[Dmitri Puppens @muppetmisha]

@house_of_darkly considering I'm also IN this episode, I'm doing a fantastic job, thanks very much!